Animals, Dogs and My ex: Throw away the key

Throw away the key

By Raged af - 16/07/2023 18:02 - United States - Miami

Today, my ex-boyfriend was granted parole, community service, and “rehabilitation” for the crime of breaking into my house, kidnapping my dog and killing her while I was at work, as retaliation for me breaking up with him. FML

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Bad boy

By WheresTheJustice - 15/06/2022 06:00

Today, my ex-boyfriend tried to poison my dog, all because I cheated on him. I’m getting bitched at for “breaking his heart” and “attempting to get him in trouble.” Nobody cares what he did to my dog. FML

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Call the cops

By Shelby1992 - 29/09/2022 02:30

Today, I dumped my boyfriend. He responded with kidnapping my dog while I was at work. He texted me a picture of him holding a piece of chocolate to his mouth, threatening to feed it to him if I didn’t get back with him. I took him back because I can’t bear my life without my dog. FML

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Thug life

By secretagentsam00 - 31/03/2020 23:00

Today, I found out my dog is a felon. He broke into a neighbor's house by breaking in through the screen door. He also vandalized their property by shitting on their carpet. Our neighbors are now considering suing us. FML

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You deserved it 537

By help - 05/01/2015 18:52 - Malta - Naxxar

Today, I finally got a restraining order against my violent ex. My mom now keeps finding ways to tell me how shitty I am for breaking the "poor boy's" heart and how I didn't deserve him anyway. FML

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By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

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You deserved it 5 904

By Inga44 - 23/07/2009 23:25 - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past 4 months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 05:49 - United States

Today, my ex adopted a dog from the dog pound. It was the same dog he made me get rid of while we were still together. FML

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Loser

By Anonymous - 28/11/2019 01:00

Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2012 05:25 - United States - Astoria

Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML

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Born to run

By Ipickthegoodones - 26/06/2009 06:43 - United States

Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML

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cuz803 44

Monday 17 July 2023 0:10

This just might be the most insane FML I've ever read. I dare anyone to try and challenge this claim. OP, I'm sorry that nutball did something so psychotic....I hope you mentally fare well and never see him ever again. This almost gives me serial killer vibes.

Vesi 29

Monday 17 July 2023 1:37

I *sincerely* hope whoever hit YDI did it on accident. If anyone chose YDI on purpose, you *really* need to see a therapist, stat.

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cuz803 44

Monday 17 July 2023 0:10

Thaylok 17

Monday 17 July 2023 2:58

It should give those vibes. Most serial killers started out abusing animals. The guy is seriously dangerous. Sadly, a restraining order is just a piece if paper to someone like that.

Charlie Given 26

Monday 17 July 2023 1:37

Time for a restraining order if there wasn't one already in place and arm yourself that guy sounds like a psychopath!!!😧 might want to even consider changing your name and moving.

Rake 13

Monday 17 July 2023 6:27

Why would a guy that breaks into a house and murders a dog will care about a restraining order?

ODBeefalo 10

Monday 17 July 2023 12:55

restraining orders don't work on psychos, you might be thinking crosses and holy water... I might be thinking vampires... this whole situation is ****** op shoupd get all three, and then move, maybe a tazer and self defense lessons on top of it all.

Vesi 29

Monday 17 July 2023 1:37

I *sincerely* hope whoever hit YDI did it on accident. If anyone chose YDI on purpose, you *really* need to see a therapist, stat.

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Monday 17 July 2023 3:07

Noooooooo this is the stuff of nightmares. I’m sorry this happened to you. This is the prime example of the INJustice system. Yet people get much heavier sentences for a gram of w**d. Smh

turnabouttrial 21

Monday 17 July 2023 16:00

dogs are family members. I hope you sued him for emotional damages, take him for all he's worth and take the money to start a new life somewhere where you're safe.

mimisky 7

Monday 17 July 2023 23:36

Omg, I’m sooo sorry! I’d love to help you get that pos back! Why aren’t laws much stricter?! Pisses me off!

WardenWolf 26

Sunday 30 July 2023 14:45

Buy a gun and learn how to use it, NOW. That may be the only thing that saves you when this insane person comes around. You're in Florida, a free state. It's not difficult.