Today, my ex-boyfriend was granted parole, community service, and “rehabilitation” for the crime of breaking into my house, kidnapping my dog and killing her while I was at work, as retaliation for me breaking up with him. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex-boyfriend tried to poison my dog, all because I cheated on him. I’m getting bitched at for “breaking his heart” and “attempting to get him in trouble.” Nobody cares what he did to my dog. FML
Today, I dumped my boyfriend. He responded with kidnapping my dog while I was at work. He texted me a picture of him holding a piece of chocolate to his mouth, threatening to feed it to him if I didn’t get back with him. I took him back because I can’t bear my life without my dog. FML
Today, I found out my dog is a felon. He broke into a neighbor's house by breaking in through the screen door. He also vandalized their property by shitting on their carpet. Our neighbors are now considering suing us. FML
Today, I finally got a restraining order against my violent ex. My mom now keeps finding ways to tell me how shitty I am for breaking the "poor boy's" heart and how I didn't deserve him anyway. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML
Today, my ex adopted a dog from the dog pound. It was the same dog he made me get rid of while we were still together. FML
Today, the dog my now ex-boyfriend and I own together bit me bad enough that I needed stitches on my face and my hand... he then broke up with me and saying it was all too much for him and has kept the dog... FML
Today, as revenge for not buying her a new iPhone, my twelve-year-old daughter told her father that my boyfriend, who just moved in with us, is on the sex offender list. My ex turned my boyfriend into the cops and his parole could be revoked. FML
Today, my fiancé and I broke up, and he won't answer my calls or texts. I don't want him back; he has my dog. FML
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cuz803 46
This just might be the most insane FML I've ever read. I dare anyone to try and challenge this claim. OP, I'm sorry that nutball did something so psychotic....I hope you mentally fare well and never see him ever again. This almost gives me serial killer vibes.
Vesi 30
I *sincerely* hope whoever hit YDI did it on accident. If anyone chose YDI on purpose, you *really* need to see a therapist, stat.
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cuz803 46
This just might be the most insane FML I've ever read. I dare anyone to try and challenge this claim. OP, I'm sorry that nutball did something so psychotic....I hope you mentally fare well and never see him ever again. This almost gives me serial killer vibes.
Thaylok 17
It should give those vibes. Most serial killers started out abusing animals. The guy is seriously dangerous. Sadly, a restraining order is just a piece if paper to someone like that.
Charlie Given 28
Time for a restraining order if there wasn't one already in place and arm yourself that guy sounds like a psychopath!!!😧 might want to even consider changing your name and moving.
Rake 18
Why would a guy that breaks into a house and murders a dog will care about a restraining order?
ODBeefalo 10
restraining orders don't work on psychos, you might be thinking crosses and holy water... I might be thinking vampires... this whole situation is ****** op shoupd get all three, and then move, maybe a tazer and self defense lessons on top of it all.
Vesi 30
I *sincerely* hope whoever hit YDI did it on accident. If anyone chose YDI on purpose, you *really* need to see a therapist, stat.
婊子是同性恋婊子婊子是同性恋 4
Noooooooo this is the stuff of nightmares. I’m sorry this happened to you. This is the prime example of the INJustice system. Yet people get much heavier sentences for a gram of w**d. Smh
turnabouttrial 21
dogs are family members. I hope you sued him for emotional damages, take him for all he's worth and take the money to start a new life somewhere where you're safe.
mimisky 7
Omg, I’m sooo sorry! I’d love to help you get that pos back! Why aren’t laws much stricter?! Pisses me off!
WardenWolf 26
Buy a gun and learn how to use it, NOW. That may be the only thing that saves you when this insane person comes around. You're in Florida, a free state. It's not difficult.