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By David - 29/10/2022 22:00

Today, after celebrating our 5 year anniversary, my girl told me that’s she loves me, but is not in love with me. FML

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Sunday 30 October 2022 14:08

Ex used that on me. Turns out she never loved me in the first place. Dump that sack of shit.

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poopface82 23

Sunday 30 October 2022 14:08

Ex used that on me. Turns out she never loved me in the first place. Dump that sack of shit.

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