Love, Relatable and Awkward: Classic line - FML

Classic line

By David - 29/10/2022 22:00

Today, after celebrating our 5 year anniversary, my girl told me that’s she loves me, but is not in love with me. FML

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poopface82 16

Sunday 30 October 2022 14:08

Ex used that on me. Turns out she never loved me in the first place. Dump that sack of shit.

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poopface82 16

Sunday 30 October 2022 14:08

Ex used that on me. Turns out she never loved me in the first place. Dump that sack of shit.

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Aujourd'hui, après une nuit torride, impossible de remettre la main sur mon string. C'est mon frère, venu me rendre visite, qui l'a retrouvé dans l'ascenseur. Le pire, c'est qu'il a tout de suite pensé que c'était le mien. VDM

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Aujourd'hui, je vais chez mon esthéticienne. Il s'avère que j'ai une pilosité un peu trop importante à mon goût et que, en prime, je suis extrêmement douillette. Mon esthéticienne sort de la cabine et croise une de ses collègues. Elle dit en chuchotant : "Je m'dépêche, j'épile un singe hurlant." VDM

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Today, I was listening to a local radio station, and they did a segment called "food porn." As they were sexually describing various types of food, I actually found myself getting turned on over a pizza. FML

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Today, as I went to kiss my date goodbye and drive home, he mistakenly rammed his thumb across my eye hard enough to push my contact back into my eye socket. FML

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Today, I've realised that I give my girlfriend more pleasure with back rubs than with anything sexual. FML

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Today, my mother surprised me with a new alarm clock. It's attached to a toy car which races around my room with obnoxious sirens going at full blast until I crawl out of bed and turn it off. She says this will be a regular thing. FML

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Today, I'm currently being stalked/harassed by my narcissistic ex's new baby mama. She's trying to get me fired from my new job for taking her man, when in reality I want nothing to do with him. The fact that she has taken my baby's name and named their daughter it, is freaking me out. She has people find me everywhere I go. FML

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Today, I was listening to music on my Bluetooth wireless headphones, when I put them around my neck to do something. Later, I put them back on to continue listening to my music. Even later on, I was looking for them and couldn't find them. I thought I had lost them, but then realized they were still on my head. FML

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