Today, I spent 4 hours carefully cleaning the inside and outside of my car. Fairly proud of the job I had done, I parked my car safely in my garage. Later, I opened my garage to find bird shit all over my car. Apparently birds get nervous when they get trapped in garages. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent an hour and a half washing my car. As I was driving down the highway, a large bird flew over my car and accidentally dropped the dead animal he was about to have for dinner. It landed on my windshield. FML
Today, I cleaned my car for the first time in ages and proudly showed my friend how spotless it was. Right then, a gust of wind blew a huge mess of shit straight inside as I opened the door. She said, “Nature disagrees.” Shards of leaves and other bits of crap were everywhere. FML
Today, I spent 90 dollars and two and a half hours getting my hair done at a fancy salon. As I was unlocking my car, a bird pooped in my hair. FML
Today, I was so totally stressed out at work that I took my car into the park and reclined my seat and shut my eyes. Soon, I noticed the soothing sounds of raindrops on my car and I felt a little better for once. I opened my eyes to see that a bunch of birds had crapped all over my car. FML
Today, I discovered that I had left my sunroof open all night during a storm and my front seats was soaked. I grabbed a towel for my seat but didn't close my sunroof because it was nice out. As I pull out of my driveway, I felt something wet hit my forehead. A bird shit on me through my sunroof. FML
Today, as I was leaving Walmart, a huge group of birds settled along the wire above the street. I thought it would be hilarious to scare them, so I stuck my head out the window and screamed. The birds responded by simultaneously shitting on my car in very neat rows. FML
Today, I'd finished cleaning the interior of my vehicle, but seconds later, a stray cat jumped in through the other opened door, and took a dump right in the center of the mat inside. FML
Today, I noticed that my car's passenger-side door has cobwebs all over it. FML
Today, I spent twenty minutes trying to shoo a bird out of my apartment. After finally getting it outside, I closed the window, turned around, and realized I'd locked myself out instead. The bird flew away. I didn't. FML
Today, I took my car to the automatic wash for the first time in years. I didn’t realize you’re supposed to remember to close the sunroof. I now own a freshly-cleaned car interior, soaked seats, and one very wet, traumatized dog. FML
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Top comments
NGM_47 0
LMAO!! Well, at least you didn't leave your windows open :D ....or did you?
GlassJAwkidE 3
oh boy hahaha.
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Comments (64)
BILMAN 0
kill the birds and feed their chicks your shit!
mcortez77 0
Bird don't get nervous when trapped, they just plain poop everywhere. Sorry dude D=
brookeneedsalife 0
4 hours cleaning your car?
missterii 0
Omg. that sucks. That's happened to me before as well. I cleaned my car and got all of the water spots off and everything..annddd it snowed like 4 feet that night... and that's the only snow we got all year pretty much..
Ric3ball 0
apparently.
kaylasank 0
well at least the inside is still clean! :)
alibi2277439 0
BIRD ABUSE.!!!
frightful316 0
Aww. Poor birds. Did you have fun cleaning off the crap?
Hoogyme 0
ur like an opposite psychic
stickytack 7
Oh what a bummer