Sex, Awkward, Clumsy and Intimacy: The heat of the moment

The heat of the moment

By righthook - 08/04/2015 19:56 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. He was about to make me come so I lifted my arm above my head with pleasure. I accidently punched him in the eye, hard enough that he had to stop for a while because he said he felt dizzy. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2023 22:00

Today, I was having sex with my partner and we got very into it. I went to wrap my hand around his neck and somehow accidentally poked my finger in his eye socket so hard he ended up in emergency. He still can’t see properly out of that eye now. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 20:23 - Ireland

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated, and he started to go down on me. In excitement, I accidentally drove a knee into his face. No amount of fondling his diddlestick made him forgive me for his bloody nose and swollen eye. FML

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Wrong sort of poking

By Anonymous - 22/09/2013 05:40 - United States - Brandon

Today, my boyfriend got out of the shower and tried to hit my forehead with his penis. He slipped and slapped me in the eye with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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By naughtymommy0317 - 20/06/2013 08:47 - United States

Today, while having sex with my husband, he accidentally elbowed me in the face. I don't know which is worse: that he didn't stop to see if I was OK, or that it seemed to turn him on and he climaxed immediately after he'd hit me. FML

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Nosebleed

By bloody good time - 23/11/2019 05:00

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, and he slid his hand up near my face too fast and ended up clocking me in the nose. It is the first time that I have ever had nosebleed while orgasming. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/12/2012 08:29 - United States - Inglewood

Today, I tried to be cute by sitting on top of my boyfriend's belly. While getting on top, I accidentally kneed him in his nuts. In pain, he jolted his head up and ended up banging his head against mine. Now I have a black eye and he can't walk without waddling. FML

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By KO - 12/10/2014 16:45 - United States

Today, in the middle of sex, my husband accidentally headbutted me, almost knocking me unconscious. FML

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It's just a flesh wound!

By manhandled - 01/02/2012 18:05 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/05/2015 16:46 - United Kingdom - Loughton

Today, while making out with my boyfriend, I sneezed so hard that my head shot forward and smashed against his, sending his head backwards against the wall. He ended up with a concussion, and I still feel like someone hit me over the head with a chair. FML

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Paco_el_Taco 17

Thursday 9 April 2015 7:56

That's not what he had in mind when he mentioned fisting earlier that night...

Soninuva 41

Thursday 9 April 2015 7:57

Well, at least now you can say that sex with you left him dizzy!

Comments

brendonbmw 18

Thursday 9 April 2015 19:04

YDI because I'm pretty sure she's upset that she wasn't able to come because he stopped not that she hit him

WildHorses1987 8

Thursday 9 April 2015 19:27

Your p***y isn't the only thing that got beat up...

bgorch01 11

Thursday 9 April 2015 22:04

No, it was the only thing beat up. I'm not talking about the body-part btw.

nphill82 21

Friday 10 April 2015 0:20

I guess you now know he doesn't like rough sex.....

ladybugz23 13

Friday 10 April 2015 1:24

lmao kiss his boo hoo

Junbun 2

Friday 10 April 2015 5:02

Give him a BJ and all will be forgiven.

baxwar 15

Friday 10 April 2015 5:16

Cum*

ZeroG57 24

Saturday 11 April 2015 6:19

I guess you both saw stars

MrJenksMan 1

Saturday 11 April 2015 18:14

Is your name Christina brown?

perkinson6210 6

Sunday 12 April 2015 2:54

If you don't get pleasure punched you ain't doin it right

EspecialK 3

Sunday 12 April 2015 7:48

Either your boyfriend is a wimp, or you're a bodybuilder.

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