Today, while waiting for my grandmother at the train station, a girl walked out and climbed into my car. When I cleared my throat to tell her of her mistake, she screamed and ran out as if I was a criminal trying to abduct her. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML
Today, while driving my grandma home from a family dinner, I had to pull into a gas station, because my tank was almost empty. She became convinced that someone would kidnap her while I went to pay, and eventually threatened to blow us up by tossing her lighter at the gas pumps. FML
Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML
Today, I got a call from my grandmother saying she locked her keys in the car and I needed to bring her the spares. After an hour bus ride, involving me missing my stop and getting temporarily lost, I arrived and handed her the keys. I brought the wrong ones. FML
Today, I was going into a store and saw a woman roughly handling a screaming toddler. I kept walking, until I heard the kid scream, "Help! You’re not my mommy!” I called 911 and stood behind the car to keep her from taking off. The cops arrived to see me fending off blows from a very pissed off grandma. FML
Today, I was rear-ended by a girl barely out of her teens. I got out of my car and went to get her insurance details, only for her mother to get out and up in my face, screaming at me to, "Get back in your fucking car and get the fuck out of here!" I panicked and did just that. FML
Today, I was with my grandma in my new car. She suddenly says, "I've got to pee bad." Without giving me enough time to find a gas station, she blurts out, "Never mind, I just did." FML
Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML
Today, I saw a little old lady trying to cross the street. I went over and tried to help her. Turned out she was actually just a really short young woman. As soon as I took her arm, she screamed in front of everyone and accused me of trying to molest her. FML
Today, I drove over an hour to my grandma's house for her birthday party. When she answered the door, her eyes went wide and she said angrily "No, not you!" and slammed the door shut in my face. FML
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Top comments
asoptavlo14 6
Bitches be crazy.
Hollywoodgirl79 18
I hope the cops didn't show up. Sorry, man.
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Comments (136)
AntiLove187 4
-_- .......... She must be dumb.
awichichi 3
You should've just locked the door and drove away. You've obviously never heard the saying, "when life hands you lemons...." -_-
yellowdiamond_fml 0
lol wat a dumb chick
melrose90210 10
Lock your doors?
Ryan9295 3
That's one of those "WTF just happened" moments.
MrLoux 6
This is not a fyl, its hilarious! But thanx for sharing!
novadew 1
Byotches these days eh?
gardenwhipped3 14
You could have pretended to be a taxi driver and ask "where to boss". I drive a popular 'taxi' type car, and i have been tempted to pick up drunk people trying to hail a cab. Pick them up, drive them somewhere and when they ask how much be like. What do i look like, a cab? I thought you were hitchhiking.
mk58 31
Maybe you subconsciously were going to kidnap her... Hmmm?
TrippingOnAcid 29
I've seen FMLs like this before...but in reverse