Today, after realizing it burned when I peed, I found out the boy I waited two years to have sex with gave me gonorrhea. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML
Today, I learned that the burning sensation I get on my balls isn't from when my girlfriend poured hot sauce on my balls as a prank, it's actually gonorrhea. FML
Today, I found out that not only did I get the best blowjob of my life on New Year's Eve, I also got gonorrhea. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, my new boyfriend with whom I'm completely smitten called me and told me he had an early Valentine's Day gift for me. Gonorrhea. FML
Today, I gave my virginity to my boyfriend. All I got in return was rug burn and an infection. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's thinking I had a UTI. Turns out I have an STD. FML
Today, I found out I have a huge infected boil on my vagina. The worst part was that I wasn't the one to discover this. My boyfriend was. FML
Today, after I got wasted about 5 months ago and lost my virginity to a total bitch I used to work with and regretted it straight away, this morning she texts me that she’s pregnant, and that I should probably get an STD screening because she also just found out she has gonorrhoea. FML
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CircusofValues 0
That definitely is full of suck. At least gonorrhea is curable.
snafu57 1
it's beginning to look a lot like syphillis
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Comments (110)
seeimdee 0
thats what you get for having sex before your married ;D sucks.
BryonyBabs 0
Even if you wait to have sex after marriage, your partner might have and have an sti. Douche.
ash92_fml 0
ugh, 'dont have sex before marriage'. hate you people get a ******* lifeee >.
Uniquee_fml 0
damn tha fckn sucks ! sorry 4 yuh, next time make sure yuh kno if they have std's
Opossum_fml 0
Always get tested.
skybluebrains 0
damn that sucks but i think it can get cure with antibiotics
e_seaberry 0
I don't get why so many people said you deserved it, that's ****** up. good luck with everything.
ash92_fml 0
um... condom?
tyty123_fml 0
wait if yhewr a boy nd hav a boyfriend then yhew r gay? I'm not sayin tht yhew deserve it buht how long hav yhew nd this boy been goin out? cuz yhew should kno almost evrything about him. I'm jzz sayin
Mifflicious 18
#80, are you typing like that because you think it's cool/funny, or are you just really bad at spelling? Buht? Yhewr? Come one...
Isamermaid 17
Always use a condom. Dumb shit
missy2343 0
your life sucks and you also kinda deserved it cus yo ass should have been tested bitch hahahahaha
lanester25 0
he has goneriah totally misspled but he has it in his butthole?? cause it says your a dude