Health, Friends, Accident and Transportation: Thanks, guys

Thanks, guys

By Sophie - 27/12/2011 04:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I got hit by a car. My friends left me to get to the hospital myself. The cab was double fare. FML

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You deserved it 2 474

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By leilei - 30/11/2010 00:25 - Philippines

Today, I refused to ride with a friend on a motorcycle because it is unsafe and went to take the bus. As I got off the bus, I got hit by a speeding motorcycle and ended up in hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 439

You deserved it 5 748

By anon - 21/06/2014 12:50 - United States - Edison

Today, I got hit by a car while walking into the hospital to visit my wife, who had also gotten hit by a car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 917

You deserved it 4 859

By man - 08/05/2009 21:46 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car. I called my girlfriend from the hospital and asked her if she could pick me up. She responded by saying "Fuck you, you aways tell me what to do!" and hung up. FML

I agree, your life sucks 64 356

You deserved it 10 374

By Alexis - 16/01/2017 15:14

Today, I took a cab ride home from a bar. After a few minutes of horrible driving, I felt sick. The cab driver got so mad she locked me in the car and started driving me to the cops unless I payed her extra. Basically, I paid $120 for a five-minute cab ride. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 648

You deserved it 1 382

By screwed - 29/05/2009 23:21 - United States

Today, I was hit by a truck while walking to school. It was the driver's fault as I was in a crosswalk. My parents met me at the hospital where I had minor injuries. They began discussing what the insurance money would be spent on. They decided on a second honeymoon to Las Vegas. FML

I agree, your life sucks 60 839

You deserved it 3 030

By Anonymous - 13/09/2009 08:12 - United States

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. At the end of the night I got a cab ride home. I must have passed out because when I woke up I wasn’t at my place, but my parent’s house, which is the address on my license…120 miles away. The fare was $220. FML

I agree, your life sucks 15 027

You deserved it 45 544

By TheRuleEnforcer - 29/03/2013 08:33 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car in a parking lot. The person sped off; I broke three ribs. My parents screamed at me for not getting the driver's info. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 509

You deserved it 2 870

Adding insult to injury

By Username - 10/02/2011 02:48 - United States

Today, I got into an accident and my car was totaled. My friends then took me out to a bar for a drink to make me feel better. It appears that the police officer I'd spoken to had kept my I.D. by mistake and I couldn't get into the bar. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 414

You deserved it 4 070

By THOMASisMYname - 06/07/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

I agree, your life sucks 46 847

You deserved it 4 609

By Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza - 13/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 630

You deserved it 1 044

ElectricGhost_fml 5

Tuesday 27 December 2011 8:49

they don't really sound like 'friends'

MrBoredGuy 1

Tuesday 27 December 2011 8:49

Great friends you have there

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DudeYmustI 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 9:14

Ambulance ride instead?

elena96 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 9:25

Make your friends pay you back

omfg_creepers 8

Tuesday 27 December 2011 9:25

BOXING DAY SALES!!!

ClumsyKee 14

Tuesday 27 December 2011 9:28

Some friends you got there...

MacUser1986 5

Tuesday 27 December 2011 9:34

You should of said "The people I was with" instead of friends because they are not friends.

Cleo_Nemo_ 9

Tuesday 27 December 2011 9:48

Some shitty friends...

LadyCarter89 6

Tuesday 27 December 2011 9:58

I don't understand why you caught a taxi instead of an ambulance? Not the point though - you have shit "mates"!

koolkat27 13

Tuesday 27 December 2011 11:26

maybe op doesnt have health insurance

LadyCarter89 6

Tuesday 27 December 2011 11:38

Maybe.. Or maybe OP's 'friends' didn't think of it and hailed the nearest cab...

wriptidez 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 10:37

not friends

SugaryTears 0

Tuesday 27 December 2011 10:45

Next time, choose wisely who deserves the title "friend".

LolCakes111 7

Tuesday 27 December 2011 10:57

Did the cab hit your "friends" and then you left them to go to the hospital by themselves?

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