Love: Thanks dad

Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 19/09/2013 17:32 - Canada - Brantford

Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. My dad was having a bad day and was rude from the outset, but things went to total hell when he started screaming that he'd "kill" our microwave if it didn't "shut the hell up". My girlfriend now thinks we're a family of abusive psychos. FML

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Hicks

By >_< - 30/08/2013 22:56 - United States - Richmond

Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML

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By Todd - 14/08/2012 16:14 - United States

Today, my dad got so drunk that he had an intense argument with the microwave, resulting in him threatening to ground me after I tried to calm him down. FML

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By fml - 20/05/2010 21:32 - Canada

Today, my dad screamed at me, called me a monster, told me he wanted me to move out, and that I better start looking for an apartment. Why? I slammed the microwave door. FML

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By not picking up - 20/03/2015 17:50 - Slovenia - Zelimlje

Today, I took my girlfriend to meet my parents. My dad thought it'd be hilarious to act surprised and ask me if I'd already dumped the girlfriend I introduced him to yesterday. She slapped me and stormed out of the house before my dad could tell her it was a joke. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2009 15:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. After hundreds passive aggressive comments, my boyfriend and I went into the kitchen. I started complaining to him about how his parents were horrible and mean. Little did I know, his parents had followed us in and were right behind me. FML

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Oil and water

By Anonymous - 13/04/2022 14:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend, and to say it went badly is an understatement. My mom went outside to relax by chain smoking and the shouting, and the screaming only ended when my dad took my boyfriend by the scruff of the neck and threw him out the front door into the street. FML

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Not now, guys

By Sonofa - 17/05/2013 15:52 - Canada - Cold Lake

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time to meet my parents. They were having a heated argument because my mom had bought "the wrong toilet paper" and my dad was angry because "she should know that he has a sensitive anus." FML

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By Anonymous - 12/04/2013 09:24 - Australia

Today, I finally invited my girlfriend over to meet my oddball parents. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "So, you're the silly girl who agreed to date my dickhead son." It went downhill from there. FML

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Very very frightening

By graham - 11/01/2020 14:00

Today, my first time meeting my girlfriend's dad ended with him chasing me from his house and trying to hit me with a baseball bat. FML

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By Mr_poole - 18/05/2013 20:06 - United States - Castle Rock

Today, I brought my girlfriend home for the first time. I was really excited to introduce her to my parents, until we found my mother waving around a wooden sword, and my father trying to shove my sister into the dryer. FML

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SexySlayer1248 18

Friday 20 September 2013 2:30

You might want to try a redo when your dad calms down

ElricMustang 23

Friday 20 September 2013 2:30

That poor microwave :/

Comments

tehdarkness 21

Friday 20 September 2013 2:43

Don't cower under her judgement. That doesn't sound THAT strange. Everyone is weird; it's much easier to just not care what people think!

The_Paladin 16

Friday 20 September 2013 2:45

Try again when your dad is having a better day, or in a public restaurant where he has to be more careful of how he acts.

perdix 29

Friday 20 September 2013 2:49

It must be rough dating mental health professionals who can quickly diagnose issues so quickly.

perdix 29

Friday 20 September 2013 3:07

#14, er, I meant "accurately."

gracehi 31

Friday 20 September 2013 2:53

The worst part is you can't honestly say with certainty that she's wrong.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 20 September 2013 3:10

Well it's one day...

wildmonkey 16

Friday 20 September 2013 3:20

Why was he so upset anyway? Lets hope you get a do-over when he hasn't just blown a gasket or something.

pinkshirtbadman 15

Friday 20 September 2013 15:56

He clearly was upset because the microwave wouldn't shut the hell up. What with its constant beeping every thirty seconds. I KNOW THE FOOD IS DONE I'LL BE THERE WHEN I GET THERE! It could happen to anyone