No way - I have one I'll let you borrow.

MONKEY FINGERS! LOL.

you deserve this for being a stupid clumsy bitch with fingers like gorillas you freak i bet its cos you are a fat fat fatty fat arent ya ya fat bitch YOU ATE ALL THE PIES why the fuck do we give a shit about this anyway boo fucking hoo i hope your mother SPANKS YO FAT ASS

p.s if i find out who you are i will SLAP YOU SILLY

I spot a troll... feed her the glass from the broken lamp.

r u fucking retarded lol. ill split ur wig if i ever catch u bitch.

why dont you just fuck off how dare you label me you dont know me you dont know anything about me so just piss off

Mmmkay, go back to your cave little troll.

Straitjacket, anyone?

And you aren't fooling anyone. You're gonna sit there and troll because this is the only thing that can make you feel good about yourself. So have fun going crazy.

I'M NOT LITTLE I COULD KNOCK YOU OUT ANY DAY

Your mom deserves it for keeping something like that

STOP FIGHTING! YOU'RE TEARING US APART!!

STAY OUT OF THIS YOU FUCKTARD THIS IS MY FIGHT TO WIN AND I WILL WIN IN FACT I PROBABLY ALREADY HAVE COS THESE LOT OF A BUNCH OF SPINELESS IDIOTS

backformorebitch- hypocritical idiots like you annoy me. now everyone, just ignore him. on every FML.

HE IS A SHE ACTUALLY YOU IGNORANUS

good idea! and if you would be so kind to give this person a negative vote, so nobody can see his/her comment...

and, to bad about your lamp, i really am. FYL indeed

look it up dickhead.

by the way, you dont actually think i give a shit about your silly little points, do you? because that would be stupid.

you know what, fuck you. where i come from, its ignoraNus, because its a slang term used for someone who is ignorant and an arsehole. so shut the fuck up.

yes, because fuck you was the only thing i wrote in that comment. you twat i clearly outlined for you the reason that ignoranus was the correct word that for the circumstance i was using it for, and you chose to completely ignore that. who's the hypocrite now?

OK STOP...... GRAMMAR TIME!

hold on, so because something is a slang term that means it can't be looked up? thats basically what you're saying right?

and i'd appreciate if you didn't call me a liar when you have no idea what you're talking about

when have i said that i dont think its a word? a slang term is still a word, and can still be looked up. i dont understand why because i said its a slang term that means i am lying. but whatever, i'm bored of defending myself to a self righteous prick, to be honest i dont give a shit what you or anyone else thinks, ignoranus is a word and i am not a liar. good fucking night.

Okay guys, seriously, shut up.

All of you guys are feeding the troll, this whole pointless arguement could have been avoided if you guys didn't reply to him, you all deserve it.
Troll:1
You guys:0

YDI for being a SPAZ.

You say one thing, he says another, and everybody changes back again!

Personally, I would just play dead. The guilt is too much to handle, especially that my mom is an art fanatic.

don't make fun of fat people if you are "NOT LITTLE"

I'm eating popcorn while reading this comment fight.

ouch! that sucks.

#2 im guessing theres more to the story that involes carlessness. YDI for not paying attention.

not that big a deal. lamps are sooo 90 years ago

oo gosh im sry ur moms going to kill you

Awww that sucks!!! But it was an accident.. so im sure she'll undersand.. I HOPE FOR YOU

Well, we don't know it was an accident. In fact if it was, that'd add more to the FML factor so it would've been mentioned. Really, we don't know if she accidentally broke it, or broke it while being stupid.

Why would she break it on purpose and then be really upset about not being able to replace it? I kind of doubt this was a "moment of passion" thing (like being angry at her mom for something) and that she then immediately felt bad for it. The most likely situation is that she accidentally broke it.
And by the way, guys, if you're calling the OP clumsy, you're being ridiculous. EVERYONE has broken SOMETHING in his or her lifetime.

There's a difference between something being a total accident and being someone's fault even if it is an accident. If she bumped the table it was on while walking by or something, that was an accident. It's different if she was, for instance, having a huge party while her mom was away and it got broken there. THAT would be a YDI. Judging by the fact that the OP doesn't say what actually happened, she was probably doing something stupid and knows it's her fault.

If your mom can afford that for a lamp, she could afford to have it insured.

OP didn't say her mom bought it. Could have been a family collectible or heirloom or whatever.

Good point, although if she could simply afford to keep it around(not sell for $), it probably wouldn't be too much to insure. IMHO, putting out something that valuable is accepting a certain level of risk.

Or maybe it was worth a lot more to her than she could sell it for.

Yeah, if her late grandmother gave it to her or something, it would have sentimental value.

Lamps like these can be repared, as long as they're not shattered like safety glass. The OP still has hope.

Better get crackin' on finding a time machine. FYL

Don't worry, you'll all die one day and then it won't matter

But sir, you havent paid your electricity bill?

THEN WE SHALL FIGHT IN THE DARK!

when you have lightsabers, you don't need lamps, just use the light that comes from the light saber. my advice? Kill a jedi, possibly a sworn enemy, or one who you can tell will go to the dark side and kill other jedis than just sell his lightsaber, I'm sure someone would buy a real life lightsaber over 9000 dollars... I would, that would be awesome, you could deflect bullets. and you could fight in the dark where your lamp used to be

LOL, dude... you are epic. That is all.

you seriously made my entire day.
you're awesome.

how'd you break it?
weinerdog- ever think it was passed down over several generations?

Damn that sucks. :( I'm sorry.

How did you break it? If you were being wild in the house or having a party--you deserved it. If it was clearly an accident, like bumping into it while cleaning, then indeed, FYL.