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Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML
Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML
Today, as we were getting ready for sex, I told my man to fuck my face, and it was great until he shoved my face in his ass, yelling, "Eat my ass! Eat it!" I had to explain that ass eating is not something I'm comfortable with. FML
Today, I found out that applying toothpaste to your penis to make it taste good for your girlfriend is not a good idea. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
Today, I learned that I don’t need to fake my orgasms, even though I’ve never been given one. FML
Today, I had to slowly explain to my brother that spooning has nothing to do with using a spoon to clean out a woman's vagina after sex. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time. I realised that I was more satisfied by last night's dinner. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend isn't gay. Apparently, I just give good head. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wouldn't have sex with me because yesterday I ate a sandwich in his bed and got crumbs in it. FML
Today, I finally had sex with this great guy I've been seeing. I thought I'd found a catch. We get into his room, start kissing, and things heat up. Everything is perfect until he reaches under his bed, pulls out a doughnut and shoves it into my mouth, snarling, "Eat it, eat it!" FML
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Fuzzygraywolf 0
a wee bit behind on the learning curve are we? lol
Lexiesoccerchick 0
wooow, you fail.
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rg2013 0
haha that's hilarious. but it was a joke right??
fml98kevin 4
HA derp uh darpp
NightForever 2
Why in the heck is everyone getting so bent out of shape about the OP not knowing what it meant? There are a number of reasons someone might not know... 1. They are religious and raised to believe that it's immoral. 2. They are young and innocent and inexperienced. 3. They have not properly started to intimately date yet. 4. They don't feel comfortable doing nasty things with someone they're not married to. 5.Cultural differences, they know what oral sex is, but don't know the slang terms. Technically it's called ***********, and blow jobs are fellatio. Both of them are oral sex, and for the longest time I knew what "oral" was but not "eating out." When somebody used that term in front of me, needless to say, I was confused. You're usually not taught all of the current slang terms in sex-ed, and the way I learned about sex was through a young girl's health book when I was 12. Don't jump on the person just because they don't know something as silly as a slang term.
lilkg 0
i have nuthin to say to u
akohagg 0
dumbass
ellie_rose 4
Now you need to find someone to practice on! get up to speed!
I_See_Purple_Ppl 0
wow. obviously you have the Internet... do you not know what google is? let me guess you've never watched p0rn either? I mean sheesh I lived a sheltered life for a long time and I knew what that meant. I'm now waiting for you to post "today I learned what a ******** really is" " today I learned what 69 means" you must not attended public schools either. I'm still trying to wrap my head around the fact that you just now learned this. FYL seriously.
xgetxbentx 13
lmfao, and you're how old!?
BigRS5000 0
got caught 'tarded huh?
lottarake 0
Hahaha good learning lesson for you huh... Better late than never I guess eh? lol