Today, my boyfriend and I were laying in his bed. I was watching the Terminator on T.V. A commercial came on in the middle of the movie. We just started having sex when the movie came back on he said "I'll be back." in the Arnold Schwartzenegger accent and rolled over to watch the movie. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was watching TV with my husband, and he started getting frisky. When the commercial break started, we started having sex. When he came, there were still two commercials left before the show resumed. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my boyfriend and his parents. It got to an intense sex scene. I felt grateful when I saw his father reaching for the remote to fastforward past the scene. He put it into slowmotion. We watched in silence for about 3 minutes before he managed to fix it. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when his sister knocked on the door and asked if she could borrow the zombie movie we were watching after we were done with it. We weren't watching a movie; I was just moaning. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie and eating a burger. Feeling frisky, I sat up and took off my shirt. He looked at my chest, at his burger, then back at me and said, "Give me a minute, I don't want my food to get cold." FML
Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML
Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he got up and said he needed to go home because he was tired and just wanted to relax and watch TV. That's what we were doing. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML
Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML
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Top comments
rlet 1
hahaha your bf is awesome!! can't you laugh at that?? get some humor pills
xxmadicxx 0
aww he sounds funny!
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Comments (87)
1990TD 6
hahaha omg, that's just hilarious!! ...but not funny if he does that every time ;)
megadave 0
you should have given him a ******** instead of whining, that would have been the best day of his life!!
Starfire22 5
hahaha that's funny!
koifish81 0
ok........have some fun moron
LemonStarship 5
While in mid penetration did he yell out GET TO THE CHOPPA!!!
camjones97 0
couldnt stop lafing wen i read this #16...
ehsvballchk22 0
haha that's hillarious. not really an fml though :)
Ninjaface 0
At least he lasts all the way through the commercial break.
L33L00_fml 0
LOL #16, I nearly choked reading that. bwahahaha
NeW_Daddy 0
watch out for the "little tortilla boy"
notoriginalname 4
#20 i wonder if anybody else got your reference hahaha
mrs_sean_flanery 0
dude! your bf totally pwns! :-D