Take the W

By FML - 18/01/2012 19:41 - United States

Today, I blushed when a fortune cookie said, "You have the attitude of a winner." My self esteem is that low. FML
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Outsider_77 0

Not everyone can be a winner. Feel honored.

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Glitterhinoceros 14

Buy a lifetime supply of fortune cookies, so whenever you're feeling sad, you get a compliment and a cookie c:

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GoW_Chick 14

Take the advice from the cookie and have the attitude of a winner, because you are a winner OP, don't worry about what other people think of you. :)

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Dracoboxer357 35

Damn, headed me off at the pass before I could even get my motivational rant going! ;) Lol! Well said. :)

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FMLContinued 3

Why does your info say that you try to ********** long words into a sentence?

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GoW_Chick 14

... because that is what they decided to write in their info.

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chili10 18

I think it's supposed to be a joke... It's like saying he just throws random long words into sentences. '**********' being the long word here... Or it could be a type-o, who knows?

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SecretMe00 5

He likes to throw big words in a sentence every once in a while even if they don't fit or make sense in that particular sentence... Like **********... When u splurge... It goes every where randomly lol

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Amrel 10

I go by syllables sir, 3 and up is a bigger word

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Amrel 10

FMLcontinued, are you smoking a J? It doesnt even mention masturbating in my info you sick-o!

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SecretMe00 5

I didn't say it was a big word... I said like **********..... Like when u ********** u splurge ... I was just explaining how he "splurges" big words through-out his sentences. Make sense now turbo?

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SecretMe00 5

77---- I saw it too!!! Don't play!

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FMLContinued 3

Haha, nice cover up! I was just wondering what type of strange typo you must have had xD

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OnlyAvailableID 28

Well the bastard cookie lied then if your self esteem is up the shit.

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JRFaceless 8

Having low self-esteem doesn't make you a winner anyway, so don't worry about it.

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2ndSucks 15

Last fortune cookie I had said I need to try harder at work. Be thankful you're a winner!

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angrymexican 8

Last one I had said I will die in seven days.

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2ndSucks 15

That doesn't sound fortunate.

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deviable 9

My Fortune Cookie punched me in the face. Such a weird name for a stripper.

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Ins_Knie 2

It's a typo. The first 'n' was supposed to be an 'e'.

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samanthajonesdru 1

I know some people who have low self-esteem, and they would never actually admit it.

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lucyinthesky420 10

Don't worry. Be happy.

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