Poopoo peepee and Work: Symphonic

Symphonic

By Anonymous - 30/01/2014 22:46 - United Kingdom - Preston

Today, I had an upset stomach all day at work. When lunch break came, I rushed to the bathroom. Just as I turned into an unstoppable human whoopie cushion, a co-worker walked in. He heard the entire arse symphony, and just asked, "What the fuck, dude?!" as he left. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, I really had to take a shit. My coworker had gone on lunch break and I was alone in the shop. There were no customers, so to the can I went. Cue a long series of loud wet farts and splashes, followed by the flush. I emerged to see the horrified face of some old lady and her grandson who'd heard everything. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/08/2013 21:34 - United Kingdom - Newcastle Upon Tyne

Today, at work, I felt a sudden, all-too-familiar pain in my stomach. I ran for the restroom, but before I could get there, I shat myself. I had to limp the rest of the way, then beg my boss to let me go home. He said no and told me to get back to work. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2011 18:52 - United States

Today, at work while on the toilet, somebody came into the stall next to me and gave a loud play by play of every fart, plop, and grunt. He then asked loudly who I was and when I didn't answer put his head under the stall to look at me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2025 23:00 - Australia

Today, I thought I was going to shit myself at work. I speed-walked all the way to the bathroom clenching for dear life. Barely got my pants down while simultaneously sitting and unleashing. After all that, it was just a gigantic fart. FML

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By Crappy circumstances - 11/11/2025 12:00

Today, I had to shit worse than I thought possible at work. I left my desk and hurried towards the bathroom, dropping trou as soon as the door closed. I then tripped over my pant leg, hit my head on the toilet, and came to some minutes later with my ass spewing diarrhea like a volcano. FML

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By Sick Guy - 24/03/2018 20:30 - United States - Boynton Beach

Today, I wasn't feeling well at work. While I was in the bathroom losing my lunch, a very large piece of food came up. The resulting splash of toilet water went straight up into my mouth. FML

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By wow - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took a massive dump at work and clogged the industrial toilet. Since I used the unisex one at the end of the hall, I watched my super hot coworker walk in after me. And then she ran out immediately. Everyone had seen me walk out before her. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/03/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I was in a meeting with my boss and a few coworkers when my stomach started growling. It was nearly lunchtime and I guess I was hungry. I tried to play it off like it was just a passing rumble, but it wouldn't stop. Eventually, my boss asked if I needed to use the restroom. FML

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By DonPedro - 16/01/2009 14:45 - United States

Today, I took a dump at work. When I went to flush the toilet, it clogged and began to overflow. I left the bathroom as it was and as I walked out, my boss came in. FML

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Qwermy 16

Friday 31 January 2014 1:31

Where will you be when diarrhea strikes?

elmatador615 12

Friday 31 January 2014 1:31

I hate public restrooms so much

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HeyTherexxx 21

Friday 31 January 2014 2:08

FYL. Sorry about your misfortune.

bethers_ 22

Friday 31 January 2014 2:19

Your coworker needs to understand that everyone gets sick. Don't be embarrassed for too long; it's probably happened to him before as well!

leroyjenkins006 10

Friday 31 January 2014 2:20

Hehe motz-fart

martin8337 35

Friday 31 January 2014 2:48

At least you won by a photo finish.

buttcramp 21

Friday 31 January 2014 3:08

**** that guy, we've all been there.

mandacleary 14

Friday 31 January 2014 3:16

atleast you made it to the bathroom!

awilliams44 9

Friday 31 January 2014 3:45

oh gosh

creepyclowntown 10

Friday 31 January 2014 3:52

if he holds it against you tell him to stop acting like his shit doesn't stink.its not like he farts sunshine and ***** rainbows

RedPillSucks 31

Friday 31 January 2014 15:50

Maybe he's a Brony....

kolapo 8

Friday 31 January 2014 4:00

I guess you don't shit where you greet

LeahLegendary 7

Friday 31 January 2014 4:18

Screw that guy OP! It's not like you could help it.

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