Poopoo peepee, Gross, Smells and Kids: Suspicious

Suspicious

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I noticed a weird smell coming from my four year-old daughter's room. I went to investigate and found she had been using (and hiding) her garbage can as a toilet, for when she "can't make it in time." FML

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Misil 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 11:49

...FML constantly makes me not want children.

LemonBlue 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 8:21

eh, I still do that.

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flippinsweetness 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 14:05

gross, man

JokeMeister 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 14:38

you better get her checked out by a doctor.

Miss_Random 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 14:56

Ew. Wtf? Does she hold it in until she can't anymore? Maybe if she goes when the urge first hits her, she wouldn't need the garbage can.

J0gby 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 15:11

" put sh*t in your hand, and rub it on a building"

TempestRain 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 15:16

Get her one of those training pottys from Walmart to keep by her bed just in case.

LezGirl87 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 15:28

I think that's cute. At least its not in her bed or anything lol

Swaggy94_fml 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 15:44

Win... or.... not

greekman247 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 15:44

sounds stinky

IndianRapper 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:40

nice kid...

andreishit 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 16:47

do you want it on the floor , which you have to scoop it up and mop or throw away the bin ?

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