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Today, I noticed a weird smell coming from my four year-old daughter's room. I went to investigate and found she had been using (and hiding) her garbage can as a toilet, for when she "can't make it in time." FML

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...FML constantly makes me not want children.

eh, I still do that.

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gross, man

JokeMeister 0

you better get her checked out by a doctor.

Ew. Wtf? Does she hold it in until she can't anymore? Maybe if she goes when the urge first hits her, she wouldn't need the garbage can.

" put sh*t in your hand, and rub it on a building"

TempestRain 0

Get her one of those training pottys from Walmart to keep by her bed just in case.

I think that's cute. At least its not in her bed or anything lol

Win... or.... not

sounds stinky

do you want it on the floor , which you have to scoop it up and mop or throw away the bin ?