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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I noticed a weird smell coming from my four year-old daughter's room. I went to investigate and found she had been using (and hiding) her garbage can as a toilet, for when she "can't make it in time." FML
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Misil 0

...FML constantly makes me not want children.

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theten_fml 9

If that was my daughter I'd duct tape her to the toilet.

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Civilianswilldie 0

why not dumbass? use the ******* brain that god gave you

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Happygofucky 0

Reminds me of the time my friend told me how his ex used to piss in his paper bin during the night instead of going downstairs to the bathroom.. Only she was well over 20 years old. Tasty!

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Maybe_Memories89 3

I use to do that when I was little too actually....

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ChibiChibi_fml 27

Why? The daughter was choosing to do it.

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porridge111 6

well, isn't it better for her to pee in a garbage can than her pants?

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bansheebomber 14

Dang, you beat me to it. :( My day has gone from great to shitty.

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Persephone1001 3

I totally agree with 33 - surely it's easier to clean one garbage can than lots of her clothes? If she doesn't already have it, maybe she needs the room closest to the bathroom.

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