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Today, I noticed a weird smell coming from my four year-old daughter's room. I went to investigate and found she had been using (and hiding) her garbage can as a toilet, for when she "can't make it in time." FML

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...FML constantly makes me not want children.

eh, I still do that.

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KiwiExchange 16

that sucks hahaha

I think you meant "it's a shitty situation."

theten_fml 9

I never heard that one before 6

Stop. PLEASE!

A7X_LoVeee 10

Your daughter is WINNING!

better that then all over her bed or floor

my grandma did that, except she has alsheimer's

OfficialxAmber 0

Lmao, #6.

When I can't make it I shit where I an standing

eh, I still do that.

Imapissonyourfac 0

lmfao

summerbaybay 0

I miss being able to get away with shit like that.

outsidebox 0

pun intended?

summerbaybay 0

oh yeah.

you could probably still get away with it. but that would just be even weirder and gross

Or kinky. I guess it depends on your outlook.

chlorinegreen 27

or she could just poop in the toilet?

The one that was left in the middle of the road?

Oh wow, if mine did they they better run fast!!!

bc u would beat them?

your daughter is pretty nasty sorry but true!

She's little asshole. At least she didn't go in her pants.

OfficialxAmber 0

She's a little girl who thought it was a good idea. She didn't know any better.

Aw, that's cute. . . and it will be until she's about 24 and still living at home.

perdix strikes again. a job well done 

it's funny how she thinks likes a boy and uses a can to piss off in aha

I believe you're missing a word or two in that comment

SmallyBigs 9

21: does your iPhone ever die? :S

I want external solar for mine. oh and op, sucks to be u

that's a little sexist... just a little.

Ahah that's hella nasty.

sounds Like a...shitty situation

summerbaybay 0

winnnnnn.

No. No. No. NO. PLEASE GOD NO. MAKE THEM STOP.

LoneStarTexan 6

Seems like 20s having a...shitty time

cptmorgan15 2

I might shit my pants I'm laughing so hard.

what, you cant make it to the trash can

that's cute and gross all at once

i agree lol

Guitar360 4

Agreed!