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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I noticed a weird smell coming from my four year-old daughter's room. I went to investigate and found she had been using (and hiding) her garbage can as a toilet, for when she "can't make it in time." FML
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Misil 0

...FML constantly makes me not want children.

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earballs 0

I do this too, it's not weird.

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Nashie 0

Oh wow you've got to be ******** me. FYL that is disgusting!

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panzer1102 0

Hey at least she thought of it on her own. It can be on the carpet instead....smart little girl!!

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Misil 0

...FML constantly makes me not want children.

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Agiggleaday 0

Your daughters a crafty thinker. I may start doing that.

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underpaid011 0

that is why my soon to be wife and myself only have two cats. kids are (according to the plan) a couple years away.

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carelessnymph 4

you just jinked it. My parents had plans too, they were going to wait 5 years. Eleven months later they welcomed their first pill baby. Good luck to you and your fiance

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mskaybee 0

At four years old that is a relatively considerate way of doing her business. At least she is not: peeing in her bed, peeing under her bed, peeing in her clothes, or in a toy box, cupboard or the floor and covering it with her soft toys. Frustrating, but not really and FML.

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fleck13 0

would you prefer it to be in the trash can or the floor if she didn't make it?

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