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Today, I noticed a weird smell coming from my four year-old daughter's room. I went to investigate and found she had been using (and hiding) her garbage can as a toilet, for when she "can't make it in time." FML

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...FML constantly makes me not want children.

eh, I still do that.

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I do this too, it's not weird.

Oh wow you've got to be ******** me. FYL that is disgusting!

Hey at least she thought of it on her own. It can be on the carpet instead....smart little girl!!

...FML constantly makes me not want children.

BabiiV232 0

hA!

she's four give her a break

Agiggleaday 0

Your daughters a crafty thinker. I may start doing that.

that is why my soon to be wife and myself only have two cats. kids are (according to the plan) a couple years away.

you just jinked it. My parents had plans too, they were going to wait 5 years. Eleven months later they welcomed their first pill baby. Good luck to you and your fiance

At four years old that is a relatively considerate way of doing her business. At least she is not: peeing in her bed, peeing under her bed, peeing in her clothes, or in a toy box, cupboard or the floor and covering it with her soft toys. Frustrating, but not really and FML.

would you prefer it to be in the trash can or the floor if she didn't make it?