Poopoo peepee, Gross, Smells and Kids: Suspicious

Suspicious

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I noticed a weird smell coming from my four year-old daughter's room. I went to investigate and found she had been using (and hiding) her garbage can as a toilet, for when she "can't make it in time." FML

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Misil 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 11:49

...FML constantly makes me not want children.

LemonBlue 0

Tuesday 22 March 2011 8:21

eh, I still do that.

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nad0728 0

Thursday 24 March 2011 13:38

that suck but alleast she wasn't going on the floor

jrphonda 5

Thursday 24 March 2011 22:26

Lolz.

CorinnaHEY 6

Friday 25 March 2011 2:44

lol

Kelseyk96 7

Sunday 27 March 2011 0:28

HAHA! thats awesomee!(:

kainpwnsu 19

Sunday 27 March 2011 5:06

That happened to ME, today. I thought of this post. Thanks for the jinx.

penelopeboythorn 0

Sunday 27 March 2011 15:19

she is working on her problem solving skills.

AllieTheAwesome 0

Monday 28 March 2011 11:25

Omg my brother did the same thing but only twice. Once in the trash can and once under his bed

lslinker04 0

Tuesday 19 April 2011 4:57

my oldest daughter did that with a plastic Easter basket

kayPandastyle 15

Sunday 12 June 2011 2:26

On the "bright side" at least she didn't shit on ur floors lol XD but fyl

penguin0206 0

Friday 17 June 2011 2:26

didn't u notice from the smell?

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