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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Baltimore

Today, I visited my girlfriend's apartment for the first time. I guess she forgot to do some spring cleaning before I showed up, because I saw my laptop on her couch. The same laptop that was stolen from my house along with several other valuables last week. FML
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orphanclubber 8

That must've been a little awkward... hope you broke up with her OP

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MDoremis 38

I hope you kick that kleptomaniac to the curb.

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SaltyC 10

Classic moment of "oh I forgot to tell you I borrowed that"

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beararm 11

she aimed for ur heart settled for ur laptop

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byornbyork 8

Not only is that a felony, but it's a representation of her lack of morals and disrespect for you. Either report the theft and turn her in. Or carefully back away.

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Meanmommy02 11

Id totally report the theft. That's just not cool

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VitalDistance 14

It's either she has a problem or she's just using you. I'm hoping it's not the latter because that sucks either way dude.

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gintwinsmoore 20

screen your girlfriends from now on so this doesn't happen again.

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Liyuesigs 8

Yeah, run an FBI background check before dating anyone.

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gintwinsmoore 20

yeah that's a GREAT IDEA! (SERIOUS SARCASM HERE)

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vlalam 24

It's time to kick her out physically, emotionally, metaphorically and literally..

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snarkytruth 37

Time to see if she has anything else of yours then leave and change your locks. Hope you haven't shared any passwords or accounts esp. financial ones with her. Stole your laptop and your trust.

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snarkytruth 37

She stole your laptop and your trust

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Gillett 23

I guess that means that you're single again?

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