Surprise indeed

By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 14:24 - Netherlands

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Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend because he's been working extra hard these last two months. I went to his house only to find him in bed with another girl. Standing there, with fifteen roses in my hands, all he could say was, "Thank you, can you put them in a vase?" FML
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screambloody 7

How could you deserve this? **** your life!

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allmidnighteyes 10

At least he didn't start singing "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy.

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jewbies 0

bet he's been working extra "hard" on her

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jvtexas7 2

You should've filled the vase with water and poured it him and the chick

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FLCL4711Fox 0

well did you put them in a vase or not?

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thekat0711 0

but why 15 roses? that's an odd #

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xgetxbentx 13

I hope you put them up his ass, and that the stems still had thorns :)

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BadKitty13 28

DUMP HIM !!! THEN BITCH SLAP THE OTHER CHICK WITH THE THORNY STEMS ACROSS THE FACE.

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GTmustang07 0

only thing he's been working hard on is the chic and not letting u find out..

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California4eva 0

if I were u I would have thrown them in his face....but why would u buy him flowers anyways, it's the other way around

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DjeePee 24

Yes, and men naturally are the ones who have a job and make a carrier, women become housewifes who raise the kids in their own, they don't to show initiative during sex, they don't propose, they don't go to a cafe, they will shop, whilst all men hate shopping and become drunk friday evening and want a threesome. Good stereotype thinking did you did there, thumbs up.

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ThankfullyNotYou 1

You have all the information you need to move on with your life. That man is a loser and no amount of apologizing is worth 15 minutes of him rolling around in bed with some other *****. Leave him and get happier!

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