Intimacy: Surprise indeed - FML

Surprise indeed

By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 14:24 - Netherlands

Spicy

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend because he's been working extra hard these last two months. I went to his house only to find him in bed with another girl. Standing there, with fifteen roses in my hands, all he could say was, "Thank you, can you put them in a vase?" FML

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By Azure_Mist - 27/01/2011 22:53 - United States

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML

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Sorry!

By Tally - 24/09/2009 16:16 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I got flowers at work. I was excited, until I saw they were from a friend saying, "Sorry for sleeping with your boyfriend!" FML

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By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

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Mixed signals

By marie - 28/08/2023 16:00

Today, my boyfriend surprised me with a bouquet of flowers he'd picked himself. This would’ve been romantic, had they not all been Poison Hemlock. FML

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By damn - 04/01/2013 14:08 - Australia - Sydney

Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2010 07:43 - United States

Today, I found a note in my boyfriend's car from another girl telling him she hoped he liked the flowers. These were the same flowers he gave me while I was in the hospital, just after having his kid. FML

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Surprise!

By Anonymous - 19/03/2023 16:00 - United Kingdom - Newcastle

Today, I wanted to surprise my boyfriend by showing up at his place unannounced with some take-out food. I got there just in time to see him leave his block of flats with another girl. FML

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Nice try

By forgottenbday - 11/07/2012 05:09 - United States - Canoga Park

Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML

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It's the thought that counts…

By Loveandpoetry - 31/05/2011 21:12

Today, I wrote my boyfriend a poem, and left it on the bed with a rose for him to see after work. When I came home later, I noticed the flower in the trash, and the poem had been used as gum wrapper. FML

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By Shobz - 26/10/2009 16:04 - United Kingdom

Spicy

Today, I went home early from a business trip to find my house covered with rose petals. Thinking it was a romantic notion from my boyfriend, I went up to the bedroom. I opened the door to find him lying there, getting it on with my sister. FML

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Top comments

screambloody 7

Monday 18 October 2010 23:17

How could you deserve this? **** your life!

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 18 October 2010 23:26

At least he didn't start singing "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy.

Comments

Calumae 8

Sunday 8 April 2012 9:07

Should've shoved those roses in his mouth and kicked him to the curb.

Michellec9982 18

Monday 7 May 2012 8:28

What an ass

drewcat21 0

Saturday 8 September 2012 13:03

Obviously fyl. He's a dick. But is anyone else wondering why she got a dude flowers?!?!

sammieshortcake 15

Saturday 17 August 2013 5:28

"If by vase, you mean your ass hole, yes. Yes I will." Douche bagel.

unlucky_lucy 17

Monday 26 August 2013 5:52

He is clearly a douche

Host2phats 21

Tuesday 1 December 2015 14:42

Damn.... Thats a awful BURN

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