Surprise indeed

By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 14:24 - Netherlands

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Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend because he's been working extra hard these last two months. I went to his house only to find him in bed with another girl. Standing there, with fifteen roses in my hands, all he could say was, "Thank you, can you put them in a vase?" FML
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screambloody 7

How could you deserve this? **** your life!

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allmidnighteyes 10

At least he didn't start singing "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy.

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gabylin 0

you got him roses? that's odd..sorry that sucks

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Cabbotage 0

obviously working hard over the last two months meant sleeping around. fyl

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alejazz95 6

dayumm girl tht sucks,. if tht was me who walked in on him, i'd tear tht girl to shredds! unless she didn't know tht youu guys were going out,.. then i'd tear him to shredds!

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boopityboppity 11

You actually managed to write fewer correct things than errors. I'm simultaneously impressed and depressed.

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katelyn92507 1

I don't understand why it wouldn't be the guy "torn to shreds" either way? He knew he was cheating whether the girl did or not. I'd say both if she knew, just him if he didn't, but I can't think of many situations where it should just be her?

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Fluffeh 5

Loyalty, communication, and trust. He failed all of these, so he should for both cases no matter what.

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sarahoxox 1

'sure honey, tell your **** to spread 'em.'

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HomeAl0ne 20

I was going to suggest stuffing them up his arse, but yours works too.

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missmoss_fml 3

obviously, this guy is not worth your time at all. it's not your fault.

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boopityboppity 11

Somewhere, the second half of this sentence searches restlessly for its partner.

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