Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, before detention, me and my boyfriend snuck into the bathroom for a quickie. There were hall monitors camping outside for the next 30 minutes. We missed detention and never even got busy. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, I came home from school, only to find I was locked out. The cars were all there, but no one was in. It wasn't until I heard continuous banging from my parents' window that it clicked. They kept me locked me for over an hour in freezing weather just to have sex. FML
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
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Top comments
thathurts 0
seriously, wtf..
mintcar 10
YDI for not waiting until you got home. Sheesh.
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Comments (374)
Luke1717 0
why would you do it at school?????? ydi for not doing it more private where you wouldn't be found like home
remy3106 10
the bathroom works just fine for me lmao
AnnaBananaAUS 0
remy, stop pretending you have a sex life.
remy3106 10
I'm not pretending and how would u know about my sex life?? ur not in my pants!
AnnaBananaAUS 0
then quit replying to peoples coments like "i do it in the bathroom" or "im going to try having sex at sears" nobody wants to **** a girl with anger managment problems
remy3106 10
except for my boyfriend
AnnaBananaAUS 0
battery operated boyfriends dont count hun
remy3106 10
haha good one!! I'm only fifteen I can't buy one of them... not that I want/need to
AnnaBananaAUS 0
if you're telling the truth(which your not) then your just a ***** ass ***** who for loosing it when your only 15
remy3106 10
Accually I am telling the truth. ok and how am I a ***** ass ***** if I'm only having sex with one guy? message me.
Pooper_T_fml 0
she's also conceited.
Thebloodygore 0
186, because you're 15. You're young, and you're not ready to deal with pregnancy and STD's. You can't even spell correctly; how are you supposed to care for another human being when you can't care for yourself? I'm 20 and I'm still a virgin.
remy3106 10
it's not like I don't where a condom and I'm on birth control.
Freeze_fml 17
Please die.
Pooper_T_fml 0
I can't help but warn you of a mistake you're making. You're too young to be having sex. You're not emotionally prepared for it. You may think you're ready, but think about what you're giving away at such a young age. You could be op someday. Just speaking from experience here.
remy3106 10
ok thanks.:) and Freeze, No!!
threer 30
Remy is pretty clearly a troll. Probably, anyways.
kaylaamariee 9
you didn't have your cell phones? seriously? your parents didn't freak and didn't look for you til morning? nope. don't believe it.
Red_Eyed 3
i agree
TROLLZ 0
One of the two of you must've had a phone that you could've used to call for help.
hahaha1122 0
*****
remy3106 10
me??
Freeze_fml 17
He was obviously not talking about you. But since you assumed he was...
remy3106 10
well u never know
Freeze_fml 17
Yes, you conceited bitch. He was talking to you. That's why he posted it as a normal comment and did not reply to you. He definitely was not talking about the female who wrote this story.
remy3106 10
well sometimes ppl don't know about the reply button and also there is a commenting bug! so **** off
Pooper_T_fml 0
So... You automatically assume that all comments are in reply to you? You are conceited.
remy3106 10
nope... I'm really not conceited in reality but on the Internet I guess I am
boopityboppity 11
Or perhaps the anonymity of the Internet allowed people to speak their true feelings about you.
SeaNDouble 1
even if you didn't have cell phones, even classrooms have a phone to dial to the office and other classrooms, and you can even dial out of the school and call home.. in my school dial 99 then the number to somewhere outside the school. I think this is fake.
ArtOfDesire 7
Pics or it didn't happen.
remy3106 10
lol
Snerdatron 0
YTDI. Never have sex at school.
aardvarkish 17
Sounds like you're ready for Student Council.
thatoneguy14 0
this is fake. so fake.
sdman923 0
137th! Seriously though, YDI for having sex at school.