Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, before detention, me and my boyfriend snuck into the bathroom for a quickie. There were hall monitors camping outside for the next 30 minutes. We missed detention and never even got busy. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, I came home from school, only to find I was locked out. The cars were all there, but no one was in. It wasn't until I heard continuous banging from my parents' window that it clicked. They kept me locked me for over an hour in freezing weather just to have sex. FML
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
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thathurts 0
seriously, wtf..
mintcar 10
YDI for not waiting until you got home. Sheesh.
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princesspz 0
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why is everyone making a big deal about it being at school? it's just sex. and ya only live once! but you're a loser for getting locked in. if you can get in it, you can get out.
doink 0
Because school is supposed to be about academics, not finding an empty classroom to bone in.
FailVader 0
You must be pretty stupid. I mean sex is fun but it's not worth a STD or bringing a child into this world to suffer through hell. oh and condoms aren't 100% unless used correctly which most people don't and birth control can fail or the female can forget to take it.
FFML_314 12
It's just herpes. It's just a baby. You're an idiot and honestly, when you're mature and an adult, sex is not just sex. If you go around spreading your legs and fornicating in schools, you're disgusting and only making yourself look bad.
Pooper_T_fml 0
Hi FFML.
FFML_314 12
Hi!
Pooper_T_fml 0
how are you today?
Pooper_T_fml 0
how are you today?
xxniteskie 1
Wow. "It's just sex." Just... wow.
TibbysMusic 1
Man! My comment to this retard didnt post I don't remember what I said it was something along the lines of: Hmm yes it's totally ok to have sex at school where we go to learn. That was just that last part :P
lfsabtch 4
Just because someone has sex in a school doesn't mean they're automatically a ****. That happens to be one of the only times my girlfriend and I ever get more than 30 seconds alone with each other. It also doesn't mean they didn't use a condom. Don't assume.
TheySparkleSpeci 3
Really? In school? On so many levels that's wrong. if a cleaner opened the door and hit your head, I'd say ydi tbh. Go get a room.-
H0LLiiW0OD 0
ever thought of using a window?
3rdbass 9
It's called an alarm and schools tend to keep their windows locked.
basketball40 0
Wow...total ****! who has sex at school????!!!!
_delusions_ 15
Shes not a **** dipshit. she had sex with her BOYFRIEND if anything she sounds fun
BadKitty13 28
ever hear about Cell Phone ??? or maybe uing a window to escape ??? DUHHHHHH
jannie22 0
Mabee they were high up in like the third floor or maybe they don't have windows some of the class rooms in my school don't have any windows.
Flipflops4ever 0
She's in Bulgaria. Kids in Bulgaria rarely have their own room, & life in small town Bulgaria is hardly exciting, so OK for having sex in school.
rockr_chick 5
hope the sex was worth it :)
JosephHiguera 0
no...no... you buy
nhfromtheheart 0
faaaake
megh90 0
this sounds fake
moses92 0
fake . so ur telling me neither of you had a phone on him he couldve used and ask someone to unlock and help them out ?