Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, before detention, me and my boyfriend snuck into the bathroom for a quickie. There were hall monitors camping outside for the next 30 minutes. We missed detention and never even got busy. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, I came home from school, only to find I was locked out. The cars were all there, but no one was in. It wasn't until I heard continuous banging from my parents' window that it clicked. They kept me locked me for over an hour in freezing weather just to have sex. FML
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
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Top comments
thathurts 0
seriously, wtf..
mintcar 10
YDI for not waiting until you got home. Sheesh.
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Comments (374)
hedgerow 0
that sounds cool
kittierawr 0
sooo your telling me neather of you had a cell phone to call or text a friend wow F A K E!!!
Shutsuji 3
Did you not have clothes with you? You're both morons. In ANY other situation this might have been cute. *facepalm*
TjL_fml 0
amen 146
TjL_fml 0
Hey I want a blt sammich
lindseytaylor201 0
79- agreed.
triggerit 5
totally fake.... but I like the idea to **** my teacher at school...
jbillie1234 0
should learn to keep your legs shut in school tbqh.
storm3_sasuke 0
you guys are dum.... do a fast ******* and a fast finger and wait till AFTER school to bang
lfsabtch 4
Well... I don't know about you but a "fast *******" isn't enough for me. My girlfriend failed after an hour to get me off....
pinkkCuteee 0
108 needs to shut the **** up. really.