Intimacy: Stuck on you

Stuck on you

By Eeeek - 26/08/2010 21:17 - Bulgaria

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 139

You deserved it 52 997

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By killmenow - 21/02/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 41 110

You deserved it 8 971

By Anonymous - 15/04/2016 19:46 - United States - Bronx

Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 607

You deserved it 5 074

By topfisherman - 05/02/2010 20:17 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 14 770

You deserved it 42 273

Classic lineup

By Phoellie - 28/08/2009 11:43 - United Kingdom

Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 68 409

You deserved it 5 246

By GoldenTornado11 - 10/05/2017 14:00

Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 219

You deserved it 572

By Anonymous - 01/03/2011 16:21 - United States

Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 081

You deserved it 45 968

By avocadotoe - 14/11/2016 06:52 - United States - Big Bear Lake

Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 222

You deserved it 3 130

Let me in

By miley098 - 02/11/2011 16:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from school, only to find I was locked out. The cars were all there, but no one was in. It wasn't until I heard continuous banging from my parents' window that it clicked. They kept me locked me for over an hour in freezing weather just to have sex. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 295

You deserved it 4 795

By anonymous - 08/01/2015 19:10 - United States - Noblesville

Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 192

You deserved it 3 385

By ph2222 - 05/10/2015 17:10 - United States - Toledo

Today, my boyfriend and I were at his parents' house when things started getting hot. Out of respect, we stopped and just cuddled, making us able to hear his parents banging. FML

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You deserved it 3 668

thathurts 0

Friday 27 August 2010 1:32

seriously, wtf..

mintcar 9

Friday 27 August 2010 1:37

YDI for not waiting until you got home. Sheesh.

Comments

c8750 2

Friday 27 August 2010 4:08

FailVader, just so you know condoms are never 100%, not even when used correctly. I know I'm going to sound preachy now but the only 100% safe is abstinence. Not saying I follow it, just don't want anyone to be mis-imformed

Blackiechan85 0

Friday 27 August 2010 4:13

dude, that's sick!!! :D I wanted to do that at sears!!!

remy3106 10

Friday 27 August 2010 4:21

Ima have to try that lol

basketball40 0

Friday 27 August 2010 4:17

#140, really?? or were u just being sarcastic??

ThereIsNoFork 0

Friday 27 August 2010 4:30

Maybe she's not horny... You gotta think about these things.

rwctkd95 0

Friday 27 August 2010 4:37

18 are u 18?

cathylee22 4

Friday 27 August 2010 4:37

classic ha sex in a public place can be a fantasy and they say to keep sex interesting and find other places besides the bed to be intimate ha good job you guys! way to spice it up lol next time try not to get caught!

deviousstang 0

Friday 27 August 2010 4:38

this is not a Fml....just cross it off ur bucket list lol

Rawrrrrrrrrrrrr 0

Friday 27 August 2010 4:57

Sex sucks. xD

scass 0

Friday 27 August 2010 5:01

boy meets world anyone?

MissMacy3 0

Friday 27 August 2010 5:03

If you were gonna have sex at school, why not just skip

lotuspod 0

Friday 27 August 2010 6:20

171 its called

lotuspod 0

Friday 27 August 2010 6:28

having thrill sex there's way worse places next time you're in an elevator think of how many times someone has done it in there, public bathrooms, or even in a changing room there's place people do it that you wouldn't even expect