Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML
Today, before detention, me and my boyfriend snuck into the bathroom for a quickie. There were hall monitors camping outside for the next 30 minutes. We missed detention and never even got busy. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to have fun at school. So, we went into the locker room. We were making out for a couple minutes when the door opened. It was the principal, who also happens to be her dad. FML
Today, as I arrived at my house after a two week holiday, I opened the door and heard footsteps upstairs. I went up and found my boyfriend naked in bed. We had great sex. Afterwards I found my best friend naked in the wardrobe. Turns out they'd also had great sex. FML
Today, I walked in on my parents having sex. In my room. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were house sitting. We were a little on edge because we'd heard noises. We were starting to get intimate, and suddenly the house alarm started going off. We locked ourselves in the room, called the police, and they told us that we were the ones who'd set it off. FML
Today, I came home from school, only to find I was locked out. The cars were all there, but no one was in. It wasn't until I heard continuous banging from my parents' window that it clicked. They kept me locked me for over an hour in freezing weather just to have sex. FML
Today, after getting into bed, I found a used condom under my covers. I asked my roommate about it. She freely admitted that since my bed was comfier than hers, she had sex with her boyfriend on it. FML
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Top comments
thathurts 0
seriously, wtf..
mintcar 10
YDI for not waiting until you got home. Sheesh.
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Comments (374)
twoo87 0
morning after pill anyone?
boopityboppity 11
I know that, obviously. I was just noting that she was a kid, yet her comment made it seem as though she were not.
Ttime21921 0
why the **** do people insist on spelling "school" wrong?? will the extra letter kill you?S-C-H-O-O-L; not S-K-O-O-L.
xITZxTuRtLeX 0
ydi for hving sex at school should hv just waited till u got home
Jessi_the_sexii 0
I could insult your intelegince(sorry if I spelled that wrong) by typing in Italian eh?
04VWR32 6
this is crazy how long you've been on! are you on a computer?
rebelution 0
you stole this from boy meets world
aardvarkish 17
Dude, they're all stolen from some sit-com. Haven't you noticed?
mionee95 0
umm to the idiot who had sex in the school...ever heard of the bedroom? yeah, there's a bed too... think of the poor freaking child that has to be in the room the next day..i hope you had the good sense to not use the desks :P
OwNowBrownCow 0
You're really dumb, for real. You couldn't wait til after school to have sex. Ydi. I hope you get pregnant.
ohkay12 11
Yes because a stupid young teenager having a baby would be great -,- dumbass
charbz 0
smd
Jessi_the_sexii 0
@295 I'm on my phone(: