Today, I was talking to people around school to make new friends. I met an amazing guy and we really hit it off. He was fantastic in every way, but decided to end our conversation with, "We shall meet in the afterlife!" I don't know if I should be scared or not. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met someone really cool and their departing words were, for some odd reason, "We should totally be friends, I mean unless you're schizophrenic or something, haha!" I have schizophrenia. FML
Today, I smiled at a new kid and started a conversation with him, just to be nice. He later sent me 24 messages describing how strong his love for me is. I'm scared to go to school tomorrow. FML
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, I decided to finally tell my name to this really hot guy I had been anonymously chatting with for a couple of weeks. He said he would be fine with whoever I am, and want to go out with me. After sending my name, there was a long, awkward pause, and his last reply to me was, "Oh." FML
Today, after I met a guy online and we'd became fast friends, talking every day about everything, things got flirty after half a year of talking. A year in, I finally got the time to meet up with him. It turns out he lied about his age. He's 8 years younger and in college. I fell head over heels. Help. FML
Today, I gained the courage to talk to the guy I have a crush on. In a dying part of the conversation, I panicked and ended up asking him if he was gay. He replied no and seemed offended, so I quickly added, "You just seem a little gay sometimes, in a good way." He took more offense and left. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, I had a phone interview with my potential new boss. I was getting excited about the prospects of landing a great job. I had nailed every question the man asked me and right after he told me he'll call me tomorrow if he wants me to come in I sweetly said, "Talk to you tomorrow! Love you!" FML
Today, I was flirting with a guy and we ended up having a deep conversation through text. We were talking all our problems, and saying really sweet things to each other. I THOUGHT he was going to say something else really sweet and cute. He linked me to Suicide Hotline instead. FML
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jonjonguapito 15
For what? Ask him if he wants to plan your next reincarnated forms or something. Tell him you dont wanna be a cockroach again.
KVKdragon 26
Maybe he was joking around and forgot to explain his joke? I don't know what else to say
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Comments (42)
wanted_2_want 40
Isn't that the name of the bar that just opened recently?!? I know. A little too much right?
syki 22
Ah, yes, the bar. On the street, in the city, in the one country we all have in common. :P
Bonngoo 34
Get out as fast as you can
gatorclay97 28
Lol that's a joke, as a nerd I use that line a few times a day
ohmygoditsakitty 13
Is it possible he was trying to warn you off? Maybe he wasn't that into the conversation. Otherwise he's a Viking and wants you to be his wench
allforfun 23
Whoever voted YDI what the...? Weirdos.
gracehi 33
*I* voted YDI. You wanna make something of it? Come on! Let's take this outside!
crudeandrudeguy 29
As if any of us Internet monkeys even know how to find our way outside...
Replyka 17
Outside? What's that?
joelp232 17
he probably got nervous and that was the first thing that came to his mind....it happens
proudspanishgirl 10
Be scared so scared XD
ThePhoenixBleeds 7
Maybe it was meant to be interpreted as class?
jazalea8 16
Is he by chance in theater? You should ask him why he said it. He might be comical, or he is into the afterlife. I know a lot of people who say that. It just means I will see you later, and if I don't, I will see you after death. It usually means everything went great, and does not mean he was going to kill or hurt you.
Sliver1991 26
I assume you aren't one with a sense of humor? A random joke isn't something to be scared about...