Today, I was talking to people around school to make new friends. I met an amazing guy and we really hit it off. He was fantastic in every way, but decided to end our conversation with, "We shall meet in the afterlife!" I don't know if I should be scared or not. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met someone really cool and their departing words were, for some odd reason, "We should totally be friends, I mean unless you're schizophrenic or something, haha!" I have schizophrenia. FML
Today, I smiled at a new kid and started a conversation with him, just to be nice. He later sent me 24 messages describing how strong his love for me is. I'm scared to go to school tomorrow. FML
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, I decided to finally tell my name to this really hot guy I had been anonymously chatting with for a couple of weeks. He said he would be fine with whoever I am, and want to go out with me. After sending my name, there was a long, awkward pause, and his last reply to me was, "Oh." FML
Today, after I met a guy online and we'd became fast friends, talking every day about everything, things got flirty after half a year of talking. A year in, I finally got the time to meet up with him. It turns out he lied about his age. He's 8 years younger and in college. I fell head over heels. Help. FML
Today, I gained the courage to talk to the guy I have a crush on. In a dying part of the conversation, I panicked and ended up asking him if he was gay. He replied no and seemed offended, so I quickly added, "You just seem a little gay sometimes, in a good way." He took more offense and left. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, I had a phone interview with my potential new boss. I was getting excited about the prospects of landing a great job. I had nailed every question the man asked me and right after he told me he'll call me tomorrow if he wants me to come in I sweetly said, "Talk to you tomorrow! Love you!" FML
Today, I was flirting with a guy and we ended up having a deep conversation through text. We were talking all our problems, and saying really sweet things to each other. I THOUGHT he was going to say something else really sweet and cute. He linked me to Suicide Hotline instead. FML
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jonjonguapito 15
For what? Ask him if he wants to plan your next reincarnated forms or something. Tell him you dont wanna be a cockroach again.
KVKdragon 26
Maybe he was joking around and forgot to explain his joke? I don't know what else to say
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Comments (42)
jansdrs 19
Run.
TreeBeard123 5
These "run" comments are getting kinda boring now..
rodrigun449 16
Would you say it's a running joke?
TheGamingGamer 28
You should be scared. Run far away.
hoosiergirl94 31
I don't know if you should be scared by that. It was just something silly to say
donuthole 3
Maybe it's just a new video game. Like Half Life, but just After Life. But either way- run!
UserError94 18
The only thing you succeeded at was giving me aids cancer
JaffaMC 13
That's sweet :) He believes you'll make it to Valhalla, too!
kingpling 4
Witness me!
KVKdragon 26
Maybe he was joking around and forgot to explain his joke? I don't know what else to say
SuckerPunched44 12
Seems likely
Brandi_Faith 34
Or do you both have a class where they're talking about the afterlife or death or something during that class?
interesting33 37
I don't watch Supernatural but it sounds like something that someone in a fandom might say? Like you say, a reference to something?
darshini_ii 24
You should probably ignore that and get to know him more, if he is really as creepy as this. Then run really fast OP
jonjonguapito 15
For what? Ask him if he wants to plan your next reincarnated forms or something. Tell him you dont wanna be a cockroach again.
cheshirecat13242 32
Don't freak out. That's completely acceptable if he's a Viking.
RememberSchlitz 9
So it was all good except that one thing? Let that one thing go. If meeting in the afterlife is really something he feels strongly about, then unless he's a jerk about it maybe you could take the opportunity to enjoy having a friend with a different perspective. Broadens the mind.
SkyGuy32 17
I doubt he was being serious.