Today, I was talking to people around school to make new friends. I met an amazing guy and we really hit it off. He was fantastic in every way, but decided to end our conversation with, "We shall meet in the afterlife!" I don't know if I should be scared or not. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I met someone really cool and their departing words were, for some odd reason, "We should totally be friends, I mean unless you're schizophrenic or something, haha!" I have schizophrenia. FML
Today, I smiled at a new kid and started a conversation with him, just to be nice. He later sent me 24 messages describing how strong his love for me is. I'm scared to go to school tomorrow. FML
Today, I met a guy online. We talked all night long and hit it off amazingly. He told me he'd never felt that way about anyone else, and I agreed. He sent me a picture and he was gorgeous. I sent him one after he assured me he didn't care what I looked like. I haven't heard from him since. FML
Today, I decided to finally tell my name to this really hot guy I had been anonymously chatting with for a couple of weeks. He said he would be fine with whoever I am, and want to go out with me. After sending my name, there was a long, awkward pause, and his last reply to me was, "Oh." FML
Today, after I met a guy online and we'd became fast friends, talking every day about everything, things got flirty after half a year of talking. A year in, I finally got the time to meet up with him. It turns out he lied about his age. He's 8 years younger and in college. I fell head over heels. Help. FML
Today, I gained the courage to talk to the guy I have a crush on. In a dying part of the conversation, I panicked and ended up asking him if he was gay. He replied no and seemed offended, so I quickly added, "You just seem a little gay sometimes, in a good way." He took more offense and left. FML
Today, after many weeks of talking to this guy over the phone for hours on end and establishing that we both had feelings for the other, we met in person. He saw me, got an "emergency text," and hasn't talked to me since. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I met online. It was going OK, until he started asking me if he should stick with the site until he finds the right person. I guess I know how he feels about me, at least. FML
Today, I had a phone interview with my potential new boss. I was getting excited about the prospects of landing a great job. I had nailed every question the man asked me and right after he told me he'll call me tomorrow if he wants me to come in I sweetly said, "Talk to you tomorrow! Love you!" FML
Today, I was flirting with a guy and we ended up having a deep conversation through text. We were talking all our problems, and saying really sweet things to each other. I THOUGHT he was going to say something else really sweet and cute. He linked me to Suicide Hotline instead. FML
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jonjonguapito 15
For what? Ask him if he wants to plan your next reincarnated forms or something. Tell him you dont wanna be a cockroach again.
KVKdragon 26
Maybe he was joking around and forgot to explain his joke? I don't know what else to say
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Comments (42)
Ravingraptor17 12
Oh dear! You found a guy with a sense of humour. You poor thing!
MossyMegaMan 20
I'm pretty sure he was just nervous and made a stupid joke- and immediately regretted it. I've definitely been there
gunnerblaster 21
Us guys sometimes say the oddest things when we've found someone that we're infatuated with. He may or may not have immediately regretted saying that, the moment he said it. But, from the sound's of things, you two get along perfectly and, on top of things, he's quirky. Nothing wrong with that.
GAeroNKissR 26
maybe he was nervous & said the wrong thing... and currently submitting a FML about it as well.
Blake77_fml 19
As an awkward guy, i can tell you that he was probably joking and accidentally came off as scary..
Sparx1_1 16
I've almost said "I love you": to people on the phone because I almost never talk to anyone but my wife on my phone. I'm not wierd - just not a phone person. This could just be come in-joke with his friends and he just let it slip
worldclassrager 41
That's one strange way to say I am not interested...hell not even friends really find strange
pladimir_vutin 5
by afterlife he probably means heaven, I think he was just complimenting you, saying you are going to heaven basically.
genshift 8
Is that the polite version of "I'll see you in hell"?
Sparx1_1 16
if the conversation was great why judge for one sentence?
CarouselHeart 11
"Scared"? Of what? That you'll catch a sense of humour off him?