Today, I accidentally ran a stop sign. It wouldn't have been so bad if the stop sign hadn't been in a traffic cop's hands. FML
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Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
Today, like every other day, I didn't stop at the stop sign right before my house because it's pointless and there's never any cops patrolling my neighborhood. Boy, was I wrong this time. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML
Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML
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taylorafterdark 16
How did you manage to miss that one?
Zebediabolical 45
I can't figure out a single way in which you don't deserve this. I hope you got pulled over and ticketed.
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Comments (91)
merryhappy1887 20
To everyone calling OP a bad driver... you're a total liar if you say you've never done something similar. No one is perfect.
WellThatSucked89 13
I can absolutely say I have never ran an ON FOOT COP stop sign. Or any stop sign. Some people are just more conscientious of our surroundings, I guess.
vanaathiel 13
I have never, ever run a stop sign because I f**king pay attention when I drive. OP is a bad driver.
Raesin 21
I never have either.
caitlinjadee 8
#51 people like OP do not deserve a licence. To think my family could b killed over some tard running a red light makes me fuming, and it could happen to u or someone close to u number fifty one so shut up
TheDistance567 10
I've never in my life run a stop sign. I have however accidentally treated a red light as a stop sign. I came to a complete stop, looked left, looked right, looked left again and went as soon as I knew it was all clear. I realized my mistake right after when I checked the rear view mirror and the light was still red haha. At least it was a "safe" mistake.
154rct 7
You're an idiot
ShoyuSauceSoup 26
I understand you OP. It happened to me once (luckily, there were no traffic cops there, but I almost crashed my car). Now I pay attention everytime I reach a stop sign.
Llama_Face89 34
Pay the **** attention! You're getting no sympathy from me!
FrankHotpants 31
This is more of a FML for everyone around you. You could have easily caused a wreck or hit someone.
KiddNYC1O 22
Lmao.
ghil15 8
you must be blonde??
LeafsGuy92 10
"Accidentally". Hmm..
ohhey_di 10
You don't "accidentally" run a stop sign, especially if it's being held by someone
caitlinjadee 8
your the type of ppl who shouldn't have a licence, u deserved it