Today, I accidentally ran a stop sign. It wouldn't have been so bad if the stop sign hadn't been in a traffic cop's hands. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
Today, like every other day, I didn't stop at the stop sign right before my house because it's pointless and there's never any cops patrolling my neighborhood. Boy, was I wrong this time. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML
Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML
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Top comments
taylorafterdark 16
How did you manage to miss that one?
Zebediabolical 45
I can't figure out a single way in which you don't deserve this. I hope you got pulled over and ticketed.
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Comments (91)
joea21 21
No words can express how dumb you must be to do this.
zomgbies 17
One task while driving. PAY ATTENTION
tj4234 36
I don't understand how gou could possibly do this... I think you need a reality check op. you could have killed someone...
perdix 31
Tell the cop you were blinded by his rugged good looks. Face it, a cop doing traffic duty is probably a bottom-dweller on the force, so your flattery ought to go far.
etishuman22 32
When I read your comment, I automatically thought "Oh yeah, that's actually true because that's what they threatened my character on L.A. Noir all the time if I got the interrogations wrong". Downvote me if you must, but that was my thought process. I'm pathetic.
perdix 31
#21, I thumbed you up because I don't know what the **** you are talking about :) I'll bet it was funny if I understood it.
etishuman22 32
Hahaha it's an awesome video game about the LA police force post WWII era. Well, I think it's awesome. :)
perdix 31
#45, "De gustibus non disputandum est." (Of taste, there must be no disputing.) If you think it is awesome, it is awesome! Thumbs up, again!
strapper88 6
I'm a learner driver and I had an idiot pull up behind me at a stop sign yesterday and start honking his horn. I hadn't even come to a complete stop yet haha.
etishuman22 32
Were you in Missouri? We don't stop here, we roll.
termin8tor786 10
Same in NY!!
RedPillSucks 33
California too. That's how I found out that a California roll wasn't a sushi order.
strapper88 6
#24, that's a negative. I live in NSW, Australia :)
PenguinBitch 44
"Accidentally". Are you one of those folks who own an old Honda civic with tinted windows with that horrible engine sound it makes when they put the petal to the metal while blasting some reggeton and driven with one hand on the steering wheel??? * takes deep breath* if you are then it wasn't an "accident".
Ranimal 12
The ****...?
Kiwiscanfly 19
How could you not deserve this? Just be glad you didn't kill someone man!
Cor1nn4 10
Hopefully there weren't kids crossing..
Chellybelly92 14
Either in the ground or the hands of an officer...it's still bad you did it.
migmit 11
Run it over a few times, just to make sure.