Today, I accidentally ran a stop sign. It wouldn't have been so bad if the stop sign hadn't been in a traffic cop's hands. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
Today, like every other day, I didn't stop at the stop sign right before my house because it's pointless and there's never any cops patrolling my neighborhood. Boy, was I wrong this time. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML
Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML
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taylorafterdark 16
How did you manage to miss that one?
Zebediabolical 45
I can't figure out a single way in which you don't deserve this. I hope you got pulled over and ticketed.
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Comments (91)
42usesfortowels 5
Should've gone to Specsavers. (Only Brits will get that)
termin8tor786 10
You are a DUMBASS!!!!
LithFlavored 10
How do you manage that? You should be more observant when driving op
LithFlavored 10
How do you manage that? You should be more observant when driving op
Trivision 10
Jees, texting and driving these days...
K410 18
Idiots like you are the reason why I failed my first test learn to drive or gtfo the road...
CharresBarkrey 16
You failed YOUR driving test because of other drivers? How does that make sense?
Dynosaur_dollie 38
maybe he's op from that previous FML, the one that they failed their road test because they stopped in mid turn when someone ran a red light..
Protagonist_ 9
Be glad your FML wasn't "Today I killed a kid because I couldn't be bothered to drive properly"
worldclassrager 41
How did you miss that?
RedPillSucks 33
Please tell me that "Ran a stop sign" doesn't mean "Ran into a stop sign".
WellThatSucked89 13
Makes you wonder if they are related to the one OP who's cousin convinced them that stop signs with white outlines meant it was optional to stop at lol
TheDistance567 10
That makes things funnier to me since stop signs are required by law to have a white border haha