Today, I accidentally ran a stop sign. It wouldn't have been so bad if the stop sign hadn't been in a traffic cop's hands. FML
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Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML
Today, I was driving a little over the speed limit, when I saw a cop car waiting to join the road ahead of me. I quickly hit the brakes so they wouldn't have a payday with me. I hit the brakes too hard, lost control and almost ended up on someone's lawn. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I was waiting in the McDonald's drive-thru and listening to some music. I was tapping my non-driving foot to the song when I accidentally tapped the wrong foot and rear ended the cop car in front of me. Whoops. FML
Today, like every other day, I didn't stop at the stop sign right before my house because it's pointless and there's never any cops patrolling my neighborhood. Boy, was I wrong this time. FML
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
Today, while I was driving, a police officer jumped out from the sidewalk and into my lane. I slammed on the brakes so I wouldn't hit him. He then gave me a ticket for "obstructing traffic." FML
Today, while driving home, I saw a cop with a speed gun "hidden" by the side of the road. I went to slow down so the fuck-knob wouldn't be able to ticket me. I then had a brain-fart and floored the gas instead of hitting the brakes. Hello speeding ticket. FML
Today, I missed my bus to school, so I took my bike. The bus that I missed ignored a stop sign on its way back, making me crash into it. FML
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taylorafterdark 16
How did you manage to miss that one?
Zebediabolical 45
I can't figure out a single way in which you don't deserve this. I hope you got pulled over and ticketed.
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Comments (91)
caitlinjadee 8
people like OP do not deserve to obtain a licence, get off ya arse nd walk next time because I don't want some idiot to kill me over "accidently" running a RED light. ta
assassinthefirst 5
I'm torn... You totally deserved it, but your life does suck.
lwonderful 11
#72 - okay. You need to calm down
Inked0803 12
How could you possibly miss that
TheDistance567 10
I once got pulled over for running a stop sign...except I didn't run the stop sign. I knew that there was a police officer 1.5 blocks behind me so I made dually sure that I came to a complete stop. My only mistake was braking so smoothly that when I came to a stop the car didn't rock back like most people do when they stop so it looked like I slowed down and then rolled through it. He didn't write me a ticket though.
love_me_electric 20
Similar thing happened to my boyfriend during his road test. He was making a right turn on a red light and didn't come to a complete stop, so the instructor failed him instantly for "running a red light".
eriksen 16
It would have been bad either way.
YawMoney 14
Omg. So sorry
merryhappy1887 20
Well i guess y'all just have the tightest ass holes ever cause i see people do it all the time I've done it before not screwing around or texting or on my phone at all just driving got in the zone and didn't even notice until my passenger said **** that red light and started laughing.
Dynosaur_dollie 38
If you 'get in the zone' while driving and miss red lights you probably should not be driving. Strange as this may sound those lights and signs are there for a reason. That aside OP ran a stop sign held by a police officer.... not only did they completely miss a stop sign but an actual person holding it. Where I am if an office is directing traffic they are on the road and there a reason. missing a person with a big red sign seems to be pretty dangerous.
DWynter 11
The "only bad thing"? So if the cop hadn't been there, it would've been OK? Sheesh, ydi.
BabyBear_1989 4
Why did #78 get sip many dislikes she was just telling #72 to calm down... I agree I think #72 is getting a little to worked up about OP's post I mean he's so angry that he is spelling basically every word wrong or the word is missing one or more letters.