By fml9124 - 2/11/2020 08:08

Old lady hotline

Today, I called the Suicide hotline. I dialled the number wrong and woke some poor old lady. She thought I was her son and kept asking me, "How come you don't visit anymore?" I told her I couldn't visit because of the Covid pandemic. I lied to an elderly woman I've never met. FML
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By  Tom O'Halloran  |  9

you should have told her that you are gay, and you need to go across the country to visit your boyfriend before he goes to prison for bankruptcy robbery...

ooh! that is evil... sometimes, I amaze myself!! 🤣😂🤣