Today, my boyfriend and toddler little sister were happily being silly, with each other going "WHOA!!!" and acting like they were being blown around by a huge gust of wind… every time, right after I'd sneezed, which I have been doing all morning. FML
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Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
Today, my boyfriend's parents visited us. When everyone was chatting in the room, I needed to go to the bathroom. I got up and wanted to walk away when I sneezed, and farted at the same time. I thought they didn't hear it, until my boyfriend's brother said, "That wasn't just a sneeze was it?" FML
Today, I was happily messing around with my girlfriend's toddler niece. I suddenly sneezed, coughing out a tonsil stone as big as a raisin. Before I could even react, she horrifyingly said, "Oh no! Your brains came out!" My girlfriend started to laugh, saying, "That's just about right!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were lying in bed with a pedestal fan on facing us when my boyfriend sneezed. Where did he sneeze? Into the fan, which then sprayed it all over my face. FML
Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML
Today, despite having a mild case of the flu, I visited my boyfriend's house and watched a movie with his parents. During the movie, I felt the sudden urge to sneeze. Trying to hold it in, I managed to do the loudest fart I've ever done in my life. Everyone heard. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard in a café that I scared a toddler, who screamed, causing another patron to drop their coffee. It was a chain reaction of chaos, all thanks to my nose's sensitivity to the smell of knock-off perfume wafting from a dude at the table next to ours. FML
Today, I witnessed my boyfriend sneeze in his hands, and then lick it. FML
Today, I tried kissing my boyfriend on the tip of his nose. He sneezed mid-kiss and headbutted me. Now, there's just an awkward silence. FML
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Top comments
Pyrocrashe 12
that's not an fml, that's a cute story about your boyfriend keeping your younger sister entertained through laughs and giggles. Grow up.
JuneBleeds4 20
You need to lighten up, OP.
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Comments (2)
Pyrocrashe 12
that's not an fml, that's a cute story about your boyfriend keeping your younger sister entertained through laughs and giggles. Grow up.
DLBL 23
Thank you. This person doesn't understand the concept of FML.
JuneBleeds4 20
You need to lighten up, OP.