Spinning out and miserable - FML

Spinning out and miserable

By picklemonger - 08/03/2020 16:00 - Canada

Today, for the first time ever, I had a bout of vertigo in the middle of a mall. It went so very nicely with my crushing loneliness. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/02/2016 20:08 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I worked up the confidence to go to the mall alone for the first time since being confined to a wheelchair. It didn't even take 20 minutes before some teenager grabbed my wheelchair and tried to race me around, all while his friends watched and laughed. FML

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By aylla - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, I was diagnosed with vertigo. It's like being perpetually drunk, but without any of the fun bits. FML

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By Orangehead - 28/11/2009 05:06 - United States

Today, I went shopping with some friends. We were tired from walking around the mall all night, so we decided to sit and relax at a table. I was about to close my eyes when I got smacked on the forehead by an orange falling from the second floor of the mall. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 12:56 - United States

Today, I went to the mall and saw a really cute guy. I acted all cool and started doing a sexy hair flip. On the way back up from my hair flip I hit my head on a cellphone stand. FML

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Splat!

By Anonymous - 02/07/2022 14:00

Today, because I have an inner ear problem which gives me major vertigo and nausea, I spontaneously projectile vomited all over my bathroom. FML

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PTSD

By I have Flashbacks Now - 10/11/2016 21:15 - United States - Woonsocket

Today, while going to the mall, I witnessed the horror of someone sneezing and shitting themselves at the same time. FML

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Doom Metal will do that to you

By Meg93 - 26/06/2019 23:00

Today, I went to a concert for the first time in 5 years. I got all dressed up and even ended up hanging out with the band. The night came to a screeching halt when I got a migraine and ended up in the ER vomiting non-stop. I was in the hospital all night. FML

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By Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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Cartoonish

By You knock me off my feet - 13/04/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, it's so windy, I actually fell over and nearly flew into the street the moment I walked outside. FML

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By mothapuka - 26/12/2009 09:10 - United Arab Emirates

Today, I went to the mall with my mum. She had a few too many drinks the night before. As soon as we got into the mall, she puked. She walked around the mall with me, blowing chunks into a plastic bag. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Sunday 8 March 2020 18:15

Go to a doctor. They'll talk to you because it's their job.

clover1983 12

Sunday 8 March 2020 17:48

My vertigo gets so bad that I’m on meds for it. The first time it happened, I was at work (server) and was turning around from the bar and suddenly felt very drunk. Ended up drying heaving for 5 hours and not being able to open my eyes or move. It was horrible.

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clover1983 12

Sunday 8 March 2020 17:48

My vertigo gets so bad that I’m on meds for it. The first time it happened, I was at work (server) and was turning around from the bar and suddenly felt very drunk. Ended up drying heaving for 5 hours and not being able to open my eyes or move. It was horrible.

RichardPencil 30

Sunday 8 March 2020 18:15

Go to a doctor. They'll talk to you because it's their job.

Ali Nayeri 4

Friday 13 March 2020 16:42

Hey, i hope you have already seen or are planning to see a doctor. Also you're not alone, Samaritans has a 24/7 service you can call them at (877) 870-4673. I'm sorry you're feeling lonely but I promise there's always people who care. Please be kind to yourself.

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