Today, I got flowers at work. I was excited, until I saw they were from a friend saying, "Sorry for sleeping with your boyfriend!" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend because he's been working extra hard these last two months. I went to his house only to find him in bed with another girl. Standing there, with fifteen roses in my hands, all he could say was, "Thank you, can you put them in a vase?" FML
Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML
Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML
Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Today, I had a fight with my boyfriend over a girl he is close to. He later arrived with flowers for what I thought was an apology. He was actually breaking up with me; the flowers were for her, he just didn't want to leave them in the car. FML
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Intoxicunt 6
Bring flowers to her funeral saying, "Sorry for killing you!" =)
WoolyWhoop 7
What a bitch.
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The_Pleb 0
shes a good friend, and a even better friend to your boyfriend. YDI For calling and thinking she was a good friend And YDI for pickin an ass for a boyfriend But in least she said sorry and bought you some flowers FORGIVE AND FORGET
bre_zip_it_up13 11
shes a good friend, and a even better friend to your boyfriend. who a good friend? i hope you were being sarcastic
plexico 4
I didn't know they delivered flowers to where you make your man sammiches! How slow are you at making sammiches that your girlfriend has time to screw your man? Chop-chop! Make the sammich quickly and get your ass back in the sack. (I miss those "sammich" douchebags.)
01100110 0
I thought you make sandwhiches at houses and in kitchens, they deliver flowers to houses (where kitchens are located).
plexico 4
You're trying to spell "sandwich," which as we discussed about a week ago, is different from a "sammich." They appear to be identical, but a "sammich" is made in the nude and how are you going to get flowers in that condition?
Intoxicunt 6
Would you like a sammich, plexico?
plexico 4
Absolutely. But I'd like to earn it first! ;)
plexico 4
FTW! +1
SusanaSaysRawrxD 0
Pun win.
gcs_fml 0
*****!
The_Pleb 0
LOL 34
TotalPandamonium 2
Send them both the cheapest bouquet they're willing to deliver and have the note say, "You deserve each other" Then move on with your life.
I_am_stupid_also 6
Is your boyfriend's name plexico?
Sunako_fml 9
She's a pathetic idiot and a ****. Sending flowers to the OP with a note isn't going to make it better. The least she could do was to tell the OP in person or whatever...
kukopia 0
Almost hate to say it (as I'd hate to become predictable) but it cries out... Make up sex!! You could even include the b/f.