Love: Sorry! - FML

Sorry!

By Tally - 24/09/2009 16:16 - Canada

Spicy

Today, I got flowers at work. I was excited, until I saw they were from a friend saying, "Sorry for sleeping with your boyfriend!" FML

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By anonymous - 16/02/2015 12:57 - Australia - Rockdale

Today, I received a bunch of flowers from my 'lover'. This would be fine, except that I don't have a lover, and my boyfriend now thinks I'm cheating. FML

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Surprise indeed

By Anonymous - 18/10/2010 14:24 - Netherlands

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Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend because he's been working extra hard these last two months. I went to his house only to find him in bed with another girl. Standing there, with fifteen roses in my hands, all he could say was, "Thank you, can you put them in a vase?" FML

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By Azure_Mist - 27/01/2011 22:53 - United States

Today, I received a bouquet of flowers from my boyfriend, which is something he's never done before. Unfortunately, this was his way of apologizing for cheating on me. FML

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You deserved it 3 132

By Oh hells no - 16/09/2013 07:26 - United States - Los Altos

Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML

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So brave…

By just say you want to leave! - 02/10/2023 16:00

Today, I got a bouquet of beautiful flowers from someone I'd never heard of. My boyfriend flipped his shit and stormed out, calling me a cheater. I called the flower shop. Turns out he made a fake order, just so he could accuse me of cheating and dump me. FML

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By Noname - 14/02/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry..." FML

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You deserved it 4 216

By nightowl506 - 21/11/2011 07:22 - United States

Today, I received gorgeous orchids from my long distance boyfriend. I was excited about it and told my parents. They still are convinced I have no boyfriend and I mailed the flowers to myself. FML

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By britney - 15/02/2010 02:54 - Canada

Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML

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Honey, you've got some explaining to do

By darren - 08/04/2024 18:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I went to surprise my girlfriend, who was at work at Target, with flowers. I asked the employee at the entrance if she was there. When he asked who I was, his face lit up red and he started profusely apologizing, stating, “She told me you guys broke up.” before guiding me to her area. News to me. FML

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You deserved it 77

By Anonymous - 02/07/2015 02:04 - United States - Lees Summit

Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML

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Intoxicunt 5

Thursday 24 September 2009 20:01

Bring flowers to her funeral saying, "Sorry for killing you!" =)

WoolyWhoop 7

Thursday 24 September 2009 19:59

What a bitch.

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hyderabadi 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 20:13

yes

EatMyCrayonz 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 20:17

Yayz!! I moderated this,, I feel special :)

qwertyone 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 20:46

You are special...just like everyone else.

missgreenday 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 20:29

At least you got flowers.

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 20:33

I can imagine the OP justifying the cheating boyfriend with getting flowers in a conversation. "Oh, my boyfriend cheated on me with a good friend... but it's all good, cause I got me some roses and daffodils!"

plexico 3

Thursday 24 September 2009 20:35

You got "flowered" because she got deflowered. The world is restored to balance.

plexico 3

Thursday 24 September 2009 20:52

OK, mercy, How about when she goes to cut the stems of the flowers, she puts her boyfriend's dick among them? Will that do?

Flamersplamer 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 20:41

YDI for not being good enough in bed.

AntiChrist7 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 20:41

don't take a cheating boyfriend. YDI

srgntawesome 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 20:47

Oy

I_am_stupid_also 6

Thursday 24 September 2009 20:48

Send her a bouquet of weeds. "Sorry for the herpes!"

twilighter_644 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 20:54

FAKE! YOU JUST GOT BUSTED BY THE SCAM CRACKAS!!!!!

Silverill 0

Thursday 24 September 2009 20:56

at least she told you that she slept with him while he did sleep with her but didn't tell you. I think she could probably be the "Good friend" she was earlier i'd rather doubt the boyfriend.

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