Miscellaneous: So unfair

So unfair

By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 04:47 - United States - Peoria

Today, my mom asked my siblings and me for help cleaning the kitchen. After working for a half hour while all my siblings sat on the couch, I pointed out that I was the only one working. My mom thanked my siblings for not having attitudes like mine and sent me to my room. FML

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By Kay Kay - 23/05/2020 05:00

Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML

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Ungrateful

By Anonymous - 30/01/2021 16:58

Today, even though I help cook and clean on a daily basis, I got called lazy and told I don't do anything around the house. I live with my parents and twin 18-year-old brothers and they all say this. FML

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Quality family time

By Anonymous - 28/03/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, after a long talk with the kids, I finally got all the chores around the house done early so we could have a fun family weekend. My wife decided to be a wet blanket and insisted we needed to deep clean the already clean kitchen. Three arguments later, everyone is sulking, and I'm working in the kitchen alone. FML

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By sadcinderella - 22/12/2009 07:01 - United States

Today, I spent my day alone while my parents and siblings were at school and work. Trying to be helpful, I cleaned out the fridge, did 5 loads of laundry, worked outside, fed the pets and made dinner for the entire family. The evening was spent hearing complaints of how wrong I did everything. FML

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Work work work work

By ghk - 26/09/2021 20:00

Today, I had my first day off in six months. My mother immediately came down to my room and demanded that I clean the entire house. As I was cleaning, she said, "You don’t get to relax. Ever. Lazy ass." FML

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The stench

By Anonymous - 17/05/2022 14:00

Today, my mom is on vacation and I’m taking care of her pets. I also get to clean the entire house. No, she didn’t ask me to do that. It’s just that I had to hold my breath every time I opened the fridge, and there is no surface clean enough to actually touch, so I simply couldn’t help myself. FML

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By messyvictor - 28/01/2012 16:19 - United States

Today, my mom told me to clean the house up because she wants to make good impression on the cleaning lady. FML

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You should know!

By TheSentinel05 - 08/07/2020 05:00

Today, my mom screamed at me for not cleaning out the coffee machine. When I told her that wasn’t part of my chores and she never asked me to do it, she screamed at me for not doing it out of the kindness of my heart. FML

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Crockery story

By WasteOfOxygen08 - 23/06/2019 04:34

Today, I woke up and headed downstairs ready to do the dishes, when my mom hissed at me to, “go do the dishes!” As I was washing them, my mom stood over me the whole time. She eventually said, “You know, it’s pretty fucking sad that I still have to tell you to do these things.” FML

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Cool your jets

By tiredoffamilydinners - 12/01/2012 05:00 - United States

Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML

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feven 32

Monday 9 February 2015 15:06

Next time just don't clean and sit around with your siblings. Let's see if she likes that attitude better

FrostHeart 36

Monday 9 February 2015 15:05

Well, at least you don't have to clean the kitchen anymore. Maybe your mom might even force your siblings to help clean now.

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lucythomson 23

Monday 9 February 2015 18:37

I feel you,OP. My brother leaves me to clean and then take all of the credit. Maybe have a word with your mum about it.

lagreeni 16

Monday 9 February 2015 19:01

Well. That's not right.

Omniprism 14

Monday 9 February 2015 19:11

Wtf! I'm pissed for you. From now on don't do a damn thing she asks.

gallifreyanqueen 10

Monday 9 February 2015 19:54

Just curious how you pointed it out. If it was in a nice, polite way then FYL. But if you were a whiny ass about it then YDI

brienamarie 3

Monday 9 February 2015 19:55

fml from az. hello from phoenix. sorry ur mom sounds pretty rude:(

Larry01_fml 19

Monday 9 February 2015 19:57

Cinderella?

CuteKoalaGirl 18

Monday 9 February 2015 20:05

OP I'd PAY you to clean my kitchen. :) I pay my kids to do their chores, and none of them is 'clean the entire kitchen' even.

swaftmasterj627 12

Monday 9 February 2015 20:19

Someone understands

Tayleena97 11

Monday 9 February 2015 20:19

I'm gonna take a shot in the dark here and guess that you're the middle child

Tinytank95 4

Monday 9 February 2015 21:21

Yeah my mom and dad do this shit so much that i refuse to do anything for them anymore

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