FML : Today, I was home alone and heard the kitchen tap turn on. Shocked, I turned it off. It continuously kept turning itself on so I set my video phone on...

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Today, I was home alone and heard the kitchen tap turn on. Shocked, I turned it off. It continuously kept turning itself on so I set my video phone on it to find out the cause. My cat has learnt to turn it on. I later found said cat teaching another. I have three cats. All my taps are like this. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

Madster15 Say more :

OP here, I actually found it rather cute more than annoying, when I'm out though the cats will be too. vasoline and Vicks on the tap? no thanks, that would make ME avoid the taps too. changing the faucets all over my house could be more expensive than anything. the cat puns....please don't. number 23 should also be shunned, cat hater. lastly, I should point out I have three cats because one was stray, if I give him to a shelter she will be killed because she is rather unfriendly at times.

By Madster15 / Sunday 15 September 2013 06:05 / Australia - Melbourne

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By SylivionSypher | 6

#5674670 - Sunday 15 September 2013 18:48

The perfect plan by the cats. Raising the water bill...perfect crime.

By jizzwold | 21

#5674669 - Sunday 15 September 2013 18:48

Strange, usually cats hate water.

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By jizzwold | 21

#5674669 - Sunday 15 September 2013 18:48

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

whyisitme12 | 19

#5674691 - Sunday 15 September 2013 18:58

I thought cats like to drink water? Or maybe it's like a toy to them.

gracehi | 31

#5674698 - Sunday 15 September 2013 19:02

THAT'S what you find strange about this FML?

Bloink | 25

#5674717 - Sunday 15 September 2013 19:12

True, but it's a cats duty to annoy us :p

hexblot | 10

#5674767 - Sunday 15 September 2013 19:54

First the taps then.... The world !!!

JuliaaNoelle | 26

#5674786 - Sunday 15 September 2013 20:14

When I was little I had a cat that loved water. He would drink out of the sink while it was running and jump in the bath with me. Haha

icyhottt | 11

#5674788 - Sunday 15 September 2013 20:16

Yes, though cats can be very mischievous at times

Han1156 | 23

#5674794 - Sunday 15 September 2013 20:23

My cat did the same thing

TheCanucklehead | 22

#5674840 - Sunday 15 September 2013 20:55

My cat is a dog named Jeremiah

picturescrazy | 24

#5674867 - Sunday 15 September 2013 21:26

There are some cats that will ONLY drink water out of a running sink!

CrassKal | 27

#5674878 - Sunday 15 September 2013 21:37

OP can try putting Vaseline on the handles or something. If the cats don't like getting greasy stuff on their paws, they may leave the sink alone.

TheCaramelKing | 11

#5674896 - Sunday 15 September 2013 22:01

48, there's no need for 2 wet pussies in the bath unless there's a camera.

duma191 | 21

#5674924 - Sunday 15 September 2013 22:52

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

maddyrooster | 9

#5674928 - Sunday 15 September 2013 22:56

#65, I'm sure OP doesn't want Vaseline all over her hands..

Cocainee | 6

#5674937 - Sunday 15 September 2013 23:19

My cat won't drink out of his bowl. He will run in the shower with me, and then drink the water after the taps are turned off.
I've even caught him drinking the water out of the toilet.

iAlissa | 34

#5675192 - Monday 16 September 2013 3:17

#69, shut up.

RoboCunnilingus | 23

#5675502 - Monday 16 September 2013 7:41

#1, THEY'RE EVOLVING!

Ikeaknomehunter | 9

#5676091 - Monday 16 September 2013 16:39

Could try putting dogs on the taps, cats might leave it alone then

videokid2000 | 10

#5676684 - Monday 16 September 2013 22:58

My cats used to drink out of the toilet when they were kittens, and one them use to jump in the bathtub with my sister.

polluxdc | 10

#5677275 - Tuesday 17 September 2013 5:23

My cats come ruining when they hear the toilet flush. They seem to be fascinated by the moving water. They peer over the edge and their little heads wobble as the water runs in a spiral. At least they haven't figured out how to flush the toilet. I can imagine 2:00 am...fluuuush.

haileyshelton | 14

#5709198 - Wednesday 9 October 2013 7:31

65, that might be a little annoying for OP if they forget the Vaseline is on the tap..

By SylivionSypher | 6

#5674670 - Sunday 15 September 2013 18:48

The perfect plan by the cats. Raising the water bill...perfect crime.

Enslaved | 36

#5674727 - Sunday 15 September 2013 19:20

Purrfect crime indeed.

icyhottt | 11

#5674789 - Sunday 15 September 2013 20:17

Hugh water bill = no water in the long run, clever

r_bruce69 | 19

#5674911 - Sunday 15 September 2013 22:34

OP shouldn't have been surprised. It's known that cats will take over the world

wonderfulrosie | 13

#5675105 - Monday 16 September 2013 2:41

Or better yet, they are conspiring to flood OP's house while she sleeps, thus making her death look like an accident. :o
But I mean, your plan is good too.
Point is, cats are evil geniuses.

Madster15 | 14

#5675341 - Monday 16 September 2013 4:42

cats are becoming self aware, I knew the day would come.

Madster15 | 14

#5675883 - Monday 16 September 2013 13:32

Crap...

By riddenhopes | 13

#5674671 - Sunday 15 September 2013 18:48

Sounds like a catty situation...

MisterMichael | 9

#5674697 - Sunday 15 September 2013 19:01

Not even close...

nevergetsfirst | 11

#5674700 - Sunday 15 September 2013 19:02

If you laughed at this, you must be catatonic. :P

sicksadworld1317 | 30

#5674711 - Sunday 15 September 2013 19:08

No, it sounds like a kitty situation. You're going to have to fix this right meow. I in-hissed.

scooterdude720 | 19

#5674770 - Sunday 15 September 2013 19:59

If I hear any more bad puns, I'm going to go insane. My friend made a club at school called the "Pun-Slingers" dedicated to wordplay and puns and he constantly makes bad (and good) ones. I can't escape them even here!

SomeRandomGuy15 | 18

#5674772 - Sunday 15 September 2013 20:01

42- You should know by now that FML is the last place you should go to avoid puns.

katnissmellark_fml | 15

#5674814 - Sunday 15 September 2013 20:36

these are some purrty chessey puns! my first time using a pun! I'm so proud!

thrAsHeRr9081 | 16

#5674977 - Monday 16 September 2013 0:00

56 - Aaaand you failed miserably.

katnissmellark_fml | 15

#5675042 - Monday 16 September 2013 1:38

meh. I just had to use a pun. even if it was terrible. I just had to.

ms_YoungMula | 8

#5675374 - Monday 16 September 2013 5:07

#88 never feel obligated to use a bad pun

megstiel | 16

#5676685 - Monday 16 September 2013 22:58

That doesn't even work, man.

nogood9 | 4

#5684630 - Sunday 22 September 2013 17:22

Always feel obligted to use a bad pun.

By dianafuentes | 17

#5674672 - Sunday 15 September 2013 18:49

three meowskateers.

By RLG4 | 20

#5674673 - Sunday 15 September 2013 18:49

That's pretty funny! At least your house isn't haunted (that was my first thought). Maybe you can get child locks for your taps?

vehementbitch | 4

#5674917 - Sunday 15 September 2013 22:43

Or tape the sprayer handle and have it aimed so when a cat turns it on.......works everytime!

botanistjessica | 24

#5675461 - Monday 16 September 2013 6:48

Only problem being that if you're not home when this happens, the tap is just gonna run and possibly overshoot the sink and ruin your floor. I'm sure the cat won't be returning to shut off the water.