Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML
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Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML
Today, I got mad at my parents and threatened to run away. Things got so bad that I packed a bag and left, planning to hide in my front yard to teach them a lesson. It's been two hours, and I'm still standing behind a bush in front of my house while they make no effort to look for me. FML
Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom over the chores, and stormed out. When I returned later, I found the house had been egged. My mom told my dad she saw me do it, and he won't believe my side of the story. He says I'll be lucky if I see sunlight this summer. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML
Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML
Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML
Today, I finally stood up to my mom and told her that as an introvert I desperately need some time alone to just recover. She, being the bitch queen of the extroverts, translated this in her head to, “I hate this family”, so she screamed at me, called me ungrateful, and made me homeless. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed off in my dramatic exit, I realized I had locked myself outside. I had to ask my now ex-boyfriend to borrow his phone so I could call my mom. FML
Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML
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miker345 0
It might be time to realize it's not everyone else in your life who cause the problem
ICastillo 24
Should of just went into your room and got on the computer and put it on Facebook, that's what everyone else does
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Comments (162)
shrimpygymnast 9
Keep your head up and everything will be just fine. Shit happens and I'm sorry
ChickInGreenVans 12
yeah im sure..
comeatmebroo6254 1
What did you say when you came back to the house?
hahasooo 2
when did he ever say he went back home? havent u been readin the other comments?
boofgall 16
Well I'm sure OP had to go home SOMETIME, they live there..
perdix 29
Time to egg your house again!
Halti 4
legend
ManInTheMachine 19
Egg...os?
BunchieRules 31
And blame OP for it in the process!
unknown_user5566 26
... I'm kind of scared to comment on this after what happened last time!
perdix 29
#64, I know, we certainly didn't get the eggs-elent treatment we deserve, but we shouldn't be afraid to come out of our . . . shell ;)
pokefan813 16
64 - Don't worry! I'm pretty sure (and hope to god) that its all behind her now. :)
unknown_user5566 26
Well played, 71... well played. :)
perdix 29
#83, well, my therapist gave me a t-shirt that says "My Egg Puns are Beautiful!"
gracehi 31
Understandable. Me and my kitty cat are pretty terrifying. At least we are from behind this android screen.
hahasooo 2
wat happened last time?
unknown_user5566 26
117- A really long debate about parenting, etc, on an FML that was similar to this one.
BunchieRules 31
Sorry about that, 5. It seems that the comment I was trying to reply to was deleted by the mods before my reply was published, so it went to you instead. Feel free to bury my previous comment.
tony1891 22
mother's know best. I'm sure it will be alright. I've been there. trust me.
B3Y0ND 3
Mother has a Know Best? Golly, I heard those were pretty rare things to have! Good for her. :)
hatesfate 6
She keeps it next to her how to smack a grammar nazi handbook.
GoldenGrizzly 7
Know Bests love books.
bwtchinheels 0
And you took your phone with you, and the first thing you did was post this on FML? FYL.
B3Y0ND 3
It appears your profile picture is talking about you.
KiddNYC1O 20
Noob!
ihaveFMLfeverr 5
Just go back and try working things out, best if luck :)
livibobs98 7
i bet you didn't mean to storm out i think you just did it in the heat of the moment
shinymaster3000 23
You don't say?!
livibobs98 7
oh wow i never knew too
TheEpicMilkMan 13
I'll be your friend....I'm just a kid who happens to enjoy being a milk man but I'll try my best to be your fwiend c:
aleeshttylXD 9
o.O
eddeeezzyy 19
I don't see why 33 got thumbed down....I mean shit, who doesn't like milk?!?!?
TheEpicMilkMan 13
lol what? look at the name #43 and thank you #48 that's what I'm saying :P except lactose people :3
aleeshttylXD 9
ohh okay i see
TheEpicMilkMan 13
exactly :) lol
PYLrulz 17
Forever Alone!