Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML
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Today, my mother stormed into my room shouting about how I never go anywhere and then tells me to go out "NOW" and do something. As she is pushing me out the door, her boyfriend walks in. FML
Today, I got mad at my parents and threatened to run away. Things got so bad that I packed a bag and left, planning to hide in my front yard to teach them a lesson. It's been two hours, and I'm still standing behind a bush in front of my house while they make no effort to look for me. FML
Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML
Today, I got into a fight with my mom over the chores, and stormed out. When I returned later, I found the house had been egged. My mom told my dad she saw me do it, and he won't believe my side of the story. He says I'll be lucky if I see sunlight this summer. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML
Today, my mom and siblings got into a fight. Being generally quiet and non-confrontational, I stayed out of it. Shortly thereafter, I was yelled at by my mother for being "ungrateful" and "disrespectful." I still don't know what I did wrong. FML
Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML
Today, I finally stood up to my mom and told her that as an introvert I desperately need some time alone to just recover. She, being the bitch queen of the extroverts, translated this in her head to, “I hate this family”, so she screamed at me, called me ungrateful, and made me homeless. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in my front yard. As I stormed off in my dramatic exit, I realized I had locked myself outside. I had to ask my now ex-boyfriend to borrow his phone so I could call my mom. FML
Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML
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miker345 0
It might be time to realize it's not everyone else in your life who cause the problem
ICastillo 24
Should of just went into your room and got on the computer and put it on Facebook, that's what everyone else does
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Comments (162)
NothernNightmare 18
Storming out of the house after a fight with your mother is quite childish. Man up, go back and apologize!
eliaaa11 2
well OP, go make some friends. It's never too late to make friends.
ABCzz 4
Thats why you have this site to vent to! :')
bigbadtim 7
You have FML and the Internet, you have more friends than you know.
Hiimhaileypotter 52
You can vent to us, OP. We understand :P Edit: I didn't read any of the other comments before I added this so if mine is similar to anyone else's, it's not a copy or on purpose! :]
dude1122332 9
Why does death have an FML account?o:
dude1122332 9
I didn't read her profile. Ignore my last comment.(:
austin101123 3
No worries, sometimes it's actually good to have some comments similar. It gives reassurance. :)
SluggerJ 7
Go to ventvent.com/complaint.php it helps me OP.
tygerarmy 35
You're outside, go somewhere and make friends!!
alpacaman 5
No offense but make some friends then.
Awsumuzzie 12
Lol yeah I know, it's super easy for everyone in the world to make friends! Ignore depression, mental issues, or just shyness... THOSE ARE EXCUSES. Why, I have so many friends that I keep a few in my pockets.
robokid777 4
hahaha loser
aylard 0
It's not like ANY of us know what the fight was about. You should get off OPs case about THAT. We've seen some DUMB parents on FML