Work: Slippery

Slippery

By charliebravo77 - 09/12/2011 20:14 - United States

Today, I drove into the parking lot at work, and discovered too late that there were patches of ice everywhere. As I turned to enter my usual spot, I lost control of the vehicle, and despite my pleas, praying, and profanity, it glided straight into my boss's car. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2010 19:50 - United States

Today, while I was backing out of the my work's parking lot, I hit my boss's truck. While he was in it. FML

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Impressive

By mikej1985 - 20/03/2009 17:11 - Canada

Today, I got to my underground parking garage at work and saw my boss pulling into a spot. I thought I would show him my reverse parking skills and decided to park beside him. As I was pulling in he opened his door to get out and I smashed into it, nearly running him over. FML

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By UnluckyReporter - 17/02/2016 06:35 - United States - Lexington

Today, I lost control of my car on a patch of ice and slid off the road, messing up my car. I was working on a news story about bad road conditions. FML

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By croleymd - 17/02/2010 01:29 - United States

Today, I found my company car wrecked in a ditch. Apparently, leaving it parked on an icy hill all night was a bad idea. I have to pick up my manager from the airport. FML

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By JulieKid - 04/05/2009 17:19 - United States

Today, I stepped out of my car and slipped on a fresh coating of ice on the ground. I tried to catch myself by grabbing the car on my way down, but unfortunately, I was trying to grab with the hand that was holding my car keys. I key-scratched my own car. FML

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By mandapanda - 02/02/2011 18:22 - United States

Today, as I was driving to work in the aftermath of a terrible blizzard that came through my area last night, a lady slid through an intersection and hit my car, totaling it. I called my boss and told her what happened, only to have her tell me that we were closed due bad roads. No one told me. FML

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By wrecked - 11/01/2010 13:43 - United States

Today, I slid on ice and hit another car while driving to work. My car was totalled, and my leg hurt, while the other car had very little damage. Not two minutes later, the salt truck drove by, spraying the road. FML

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By Ilovelife07 - 14/01/2010 15:14 - United States

Today, I snuck out of work 2 hours early. As I was speeding away so I wouldn't be seen, I rear-ended my boss as he was leaving the lower parking lot for a late lunch. FML

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By Tuture - 30/04/2016 01:08 - France - Paris

Today, a learner driver was practicing maneuvers in the parking lot at work. This happens a lot, and my colleagues and I usually have fun watching and laughing. It was all fun and games as usual, until the learner crashed into my car. FML

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By ouch - 20/02/2010 00:37 - United States

Today, the roads were OK, so I cleaned the ice and snow off my car so I could go out. I rolled my window down a little bit while I was driving to clear the snow off the base of the window. A chunk of ice flew off my hood, in through the window, and hit my eye. I then hit a snowbank. FML

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IAmNotAnAnimal 9

Saturday 10 December 2011 0:40

Like a good neighbor state farm is there! With unemployment.

PuffDaddy395 3

Saturday 10 December 2011 0:38

Do you work at an auto repair shop..?

Comments

hateevryone 14

Saturday 10 December 2011 7:17

awwww that sucks. probably shouldn't have used profanity.

sarahbear430 0

Saturday 10 December 2011 7:43

My boss and I have tiny little assigned spaces next to each other and both drive big SUVs. Hitting her is my worst fear. Hope they were at least understanding! Sorry, OP!

lishabear 21

Saturday 10 December 2011 7:50

*boss's* car. there is only no "s" after the apostrophe if the word is already plural. :)

Rasetsu 10

Saturday 10 December 2011 9:00

Pleas, praying, and profanity didn't work? That car needs some serious obedience training.

tamimac 3

Saturday 10 December 2011 10:18

That's actually happened to me before

Reality_bites 14

Saturday 10 December 2011 10:26

In my opinion, you need to take responsibility for it, even if you think no one saw or the damage was relatively minor. The Truth always has a way of coming out, this is one situaton where lying will make it so much worse. I mean if you lie about hitting your bosses car to your boss and they find out well you can pretty much kiss any promotions, good work reviews etc goodbye. Or you could find yourself blackmailed by a co-worker who saw the whole thing.