Sex, Awkward, Jealousy and Love: Sinking feeling

Sinking feeling

By aftermath1991 - 03/09/2009 07:23 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to sit for an hour listening to my girlfriend talk to her ex about his testicles. She laughed more during that conversation than she ever has with me. FML

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Today, after having to spend over an hour yesterday giving the man I'm in love with advice on how to impress his date yesterday evening, I got to spend another hour listening to how great their sex was last night. FML

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aback 4

Thursday 3 September 2009 16:22

Get funnier balls.

hardestbutton 5

Thursday 3 September 2009 16:23

Uh, would you WANT your girlfriend to laugh excessively during a conversation about your testicles?

Comments

thatgirl1299 11

Sunday 8 December 2013 19:55

You obviously aren't funny

dinotentacles 10

Tuesday 16 June 2015 7:35

Omg that would suck ?

hegchog12 18

Saturday 4 July 2015 22:22

Clearly, her ex had hilarious testicles.

EyRaB 17

Sunday 19 July 2015 4:11

show some balls .. oh wait

tcg14e 6

Saturday 13 February 2016 21:24

if you were a real man and could entertain her she wouldn't be talking to her ex. especially in front of you

Chris_1163187222 15

Tuesday 6 February 2018 18:18

Shes either cheating on you or is about to, dump her ass

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