Today, I had to kick my own father out of my house after he started attacking my wife for breastfeeding our newborn son in the living room. All the way to the door, he ranted that, "You don't see me whipping my dick out and pissing in front of everyone, do you?" FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my father is living with me because he's broke, but sometimes he has temper tantrums and calls me a son of a bitch. I can't stand to be name-called when I support him 1000%, and then we got into a violent physical fight. We both end up hurt, so I want to kick him out of my house, but I can't because he won't leave. FML
Today, my drunk dad went off on a tangent about his porn watching habits to the whole family. FML
Today, I finally had it out with my abusive father. I spent almost an hour detailing about how he constantly humiliates me in public, treats me like slime, and hits me at random when he's in a bad mood. His response was, "Quit being such a wimp" because I'm "not female." Mom took his side. I'm 16 and can't move out. FML
Today, my dad was drunk and angry, so I went to the neighbor's since I didn't know what to do. He was so nice and comforted me as I cried. Then his wife came home, called him a pedophile, beat me, and threw me out. FML
Today, I was taking a dump, when my dad shouted for me to go wash the dishes. Fed up with his constant shit, I told him to bite me. He took this as an invitation to wedge the bathroom door shut for nearly two hours, despite all my pleas and apologies. FML
Today, my mom kicked my dad out of the house and told him not to come home again. Why? I started watching some porn on my computer, forgetting I was still connected to the bluetooth speakers in the living room. My mom thought it was my dad, and I didn't have the balls to admit the truth. FML
Today, my husband decided it's completely fine to walk around the house with his penis out in front of his mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were fooling around when her dad burst in, proclaimed an, “Aha! I caught you you pervert!” moment and threw me out of the house. We’re in our 30s with kids, and jointly own that house. Having a father in law with Alzheimer's is great isn’t it? Just fecking great. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my dad in his hotel room. I lost my temper and stormed out onto the balcony for some fresh air, at which point he decided to lock the door behind me, trapping me there for half an hour while he watched TV. FML
Today, I desperately needed to pee, but my mom was in the bathroom taking a shower, so I waited patiently until she finished. Just as I was about to go in, my half-naked dad rushed ahead, said "Going somewhere, son?" and shut the door on me. FML
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Welshite 40
It's official: he's a complete bastard.
VengeanceChicken 12
But breastfeeding provides nourishment, whereas pissing in front of everyone provides dirty looks and makes you a recipient for a potential ass-kicking....
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Comments (277)
boredgirl123 11
That's when you tell him to calm the **** down and step out of he doesn't like it. People are really immature about shit.
grritsshay 18
Not sure how pissing in front of everyone is even remotely similar to providing nourishment for your child...
Daonna 9
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
If he didn't like it, he could have at least told her to do it in the washroom or bedroom.
chinaski7628 32
She should be able to do what she wants in her own house. If OP's father didn't like it HE could go in the washroom or bedroom.
rocker_chick23 27
Why? It's the OP's house. His wife had every right to breast feed in the living room.
Daonna 9
Sorry, I misread it and thought that they were in OPs dad's house >_
jeepers_1 21
How would you like to eat your dinner in the bathroom?
jesustitts 20
15 it was their house and you're kidding right? Ask her to go to the bathroom, where she poops and pees? Are you going to eat in there because I wouldn't dare nor would I force a child to. Her bedroom is also not a fair place. Breastfeeding is natural and shouldn't be so taboo because people like you and OP's dad can't handle a titty with a baby nursing.
usnwife 18
OP, its wonderful that you will stand up to for father on behalf of your wife and child! Your father is an idiot, keep supporting your wife and baby!!
Latino_Nino 10
What a dick. At least you took care of it OP.
asparagus12 21
Way to go! I'm glad you stood up for your wife and child. People need to stop shaming women for choosing the best nourishment for their babies. And stop trying to seclude them!
rocker_chick23 27
Your father is a horrible man.
SEABASSr0130 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Your dad shouldn't have been such a dick about it, but the living room isn't such a good place for that.
rocker_chick23 27
OP's wife had every right to breast feed in the living room. She and the OP own the house and her father was the guest.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
OP's wife shouldn't feed her newborn child in the living room of her own home? Hm, makes a LOT of sense.
SouthernLady12 13
Maybe the dad just didn't want to see his daughter in laws titt. If she didn't cover than it is a bit inappropriate. If she did there should not have been an issue. I mean seriously it's great to breastfeed, but popping it out wherever you please can be disrespectful if not done the right way.
clrichmond2009 24
even covered, my grandfather freaked out on me. some people don't care. they see it as completely inappropriate when anyone is around at all, which is ridiculous.
Harpy20 24
I feed my daughter without a cover. I used to cover but covering with a blanket/drape draws more attention than when I don't use it. Nothing is ever visible. An infant being hungry trumps a prudes discomfort.
BrotherPhil 35
I eat in my living room - why shouldn't OP's baby have lunch in theirs?
BrotherPhil 35
@100 Then he shouldn't have looked.
Durantye 8
By attacking I assume you mean verbally? If so you shouldn't breast feed in the living room with company over. Go to your bedroom or a private area. If he physically did then he needs to be in jail right now.
rocker_chick23 27
OP's a man and OP's wife has every right to breast feed in the living room since it's her own home.
Fmlsea 28
so if your wife had a baby you would make her breastfeed in the bedroom or bathroom? in her home all because you dont like seeing it . well I hope you dont look at boobs in magazines then, otherwise that would make you a hypocrite!
Durantye 8
If you have company over you can damn well go to elsewhere. I have friends over and my wife suddenly start breast feeding I totally wouldn't be shocked if they got angry. It's my house can I start masturbating in the living room when my in-laws are over for a visit?
erikahall21 9
Wow what an asshole. Babies gotta eat