Today, my dad told me my pregnancy stretch marks were really bad and unsightly, and that I should probably do something about them, as though there was some miracle cure for them that I’m just too lazy to go and buy from the shops. If this gets published, I expect revenge ideas in the comments. FML
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Today, my boyfriend noticed dark lines that look like scars on my inner thighs. He confronted me about them, thinking I was cutting myself, and now wants me to see a therapist because he thinks I'm suicidal. They're stretch marks. He won't believe me. FML
Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML
Today, my step-dad tried to talk me into getting plastic surgery. His reasoning: "Let's face it, 28 and single? Look, I know your mum gave you shitty genes, but that's no excuse to avoid fixing your face, honey." FML
Today, my dad made me stick my gut out and walk around awkwardly, just so I'd look pregnant and let him get away with parking in an "expectant mothers" parking spot. FML
Today, after going through a surgery related to my ovaries, having a life-threatening complication during the surgery due to anesthesia, and my doctor warning me about future infertility, a friend told me that no one would marry me now, since I have stretch marks and stitches marks on my abdomen. FML
Today, after feeling a little down about myself and looking for comfort from my boyfriend, he told me that my stretch marks make me look like a tiger. FML
Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
Today, I witnessed my dad spreading his ass cheeks to show my mom the rashes his hemorrhoids are giving him. FML
Today, I was asked why I have stretch marks when I’m skinny. The stretch marks are from when I was recovering anorexic. FML
Today, my 3 year-old saw the stretch marks on my stomach and proudly exclaimed, "Bacon!" After talking with my husband, he admitted that he agreed with our son's evaluation. FML
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Top comments
Charlie Given 26
Your dad sounds insecure find his flaws and point them out 🤣
D J's MOM 17
take a picture of them and blow it up into a poster and hang it in his kitchen or bedroom lol
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D J's MOM 17
take a picture of them and blow it up into a poster and hang it in his kitchen or bedroom lol
Anderling 32
Sneak a snapshot when he’s doing something vaguely gross, emblazon it as “THIS is bad and unsightly”, and put it up on his door? idk. If he’s got any actual fixes for stretch marks he should sell them and get rich. Seeing as he hasn’t, he can keep his yap shut.
RichardPencil 30
Maybe you and your husband and your baby should just move to your own place where you won't be subject to your dad's criticism? Oh, the baby's dad is long gone and you're living with your parents? Looks like you're going to have to listen to your landlord's opinions.
Hangryko 31
WTF, Richard?
Gubbon 17
I firmly believe Richard's account got stolen, why else would all his comments suddenly be extremely demeaning and cynical?
Ubehage 32
He likes the responses. He said so himself about a month ago.
Nikki 17
You’ve dropped the ball on this one
Charlie Given 26
Your dad sounds insecure find his flaws and point them out 🤣
ass 11
Wait until he's asleep and tattoo a dick on his forehead, so he never forgets what he is
kitanaa23sk 23
If he has a beer belly…give him a brochure for a gym & say you should really do something about that gut. Or if he’s bald, brochure for plugs. Any thing that one shouldn’t be made fun of for…do to him so he can see how it feels.
kitanaa23sk 23
If he has a beer belly…give him a brochure for a gym & say you should really do something about that gut. Or if he’s bald, brochure for plugs. Any thing that one shouldn’t be made fun of for…do to him so he can see how it feels.
kitanaa23sk 23
If he has a beer belly…give him a brochure for a gym & say you should really do something about that gut. Or if he’s bald, brochure for plugs. Any thing that one shouldn’t be made fun of for…do to him so he can see how it feels.
kitanaa23sk 23
If he has a beer belly…give him a brochure for a gym & say you should really do something about that gut. Or if he’s bald, brochure for plugs. Any thing that one shouldn’t be made fun of for…do to him so he can see how it feels.
kitanaa23sk 23
If he has a beer belly…give him a brochure for a gym & say you should really do something about that gut. Or if he’s bald, brochure for plugs. Any thing that one shouldn’t be made fun of for…do to him so he can see how it feels.