Love, Sex and Painful: Sick burn

Sick burn

By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML

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elhefeweizen 0

Monday 31 May 2010 9:05

Hahaha he lit that ass on fire! Bravo

Zonadow 0

Monday 31 May 2010 9:09

Oh baby yes, move your tongue like--OH DEAR GOD MY ASS AAAUUGGGHHHHHH

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stokebasing 0

Monday 31 May 2010 16:50

At least he thinks you have a hot ass ;)

jonny2x4 0

Monday 31 May 2010 16:52

Now you can brag to your friends that you are a "hot piece of ass".

hedgehogs 0

Monday 31 May 2010 16:55

LOSE THIS GUY.

therory 0

Monday 31 May 2010 17:18

At least you were in the kitchen

tboudre 0

Monday 31 May 2010 17:33

see, bitches cooking makes guys horney.

Jake1595 0

Monday 31 May 2010 18:12

he burned you.

l3allin_all_day 0

Monday 31 May 2010 18:56

at least you were in the kitchen makin sammiches

guitardedman 0

Monday 31 May 2010 19:03

theres a video of this.. its kinda old too, guy comes home starts mackin on a girl sets her ass on the stove... if this is real, don't deceive yourself, if you need the stove on to make a "snack" its probably a lot closer to a meal, and you should be glad your boyfriend can lift you