Sick burn

By Anonymous - 16/05/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
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Zonadow 0

Oh baby yes, move your tongue like--OH DEAR GOD MY ASS AAAUUGGGHHHHHH

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stokebasing 0

At least he thinks you have a hot ass ;)

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jonny2x4 0

Now you can brag to your friends that you are a "hot piece of ass".

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tboudre 0

see, bitches cooking makes guys horney.

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l3allin_all_day 0

at least you were in the kitchen makin sammiches

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guitardedman 0

theres a video of this.. its kinda old too, guy comes home starts mackin on a girl sets her ass on the stove... if this is real, don't deceive yourself, if you need the stove on to make a "snack" its probably a lot closer to a meal, and you should be glad your boyfriend can lift you

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chippa 24

Wow. Just because it goes in an oven doesn't necessarily mean it's big. She could have made a piece of cheesebread or something.

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FarSide 22

Did the poor guy burn his pecker?

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