Sick burn

By Anonymous - 16/05/2010 08:00 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came home while I was making a snack in the kitchen. We started making out and he lifted me up and sat my ass on the hot stove. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 997
You deserved it 8 071

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Oh baby yes, move your tongue like--OH DEAR GOD MY ASS AAAUUGGGHHHHHH

Comments

moonmask 0

You've obviously never sat on a hot stove... I've never even done it, but it doesn't sound comfortable. And breaking your femur is even worse.

danabee09 0

this is funny. i'm sorry. hahaha!

#109, you're so awesome as you seem to think you are. I don't think sitting on a hot stove feels too nice either! YOU need to stop complaining!

you poor thing, holy ****. **** your life for sure. what a ******* moron, your boyfriend is.

#109, are you serious? You broke your leg and now you think you have a copyright on pain? Kindly stfu. Most pains are "unique" but that doesn't make them more or less painful. And just because her life could be worse, it doesn't mean it's not currently ******. Burns can be extremely painful since the nerve endings are involved. If OP was bare arsed, I think that qualifies as a major FHL since she won't be able to sit for quite some time. BTW, I've broken my tibia before. It's not even in my top three most painful experiences in life. Man up.

yagurlteeteexoxo 0

damn that sucks. nxt time b more careful in the kitchen especially around the stove area. at least ur ass got hot though.

let him kiss your burnt ass... start love game again... life goes on

uve a hot ass in those hot pants and ur ass must have been smoking it's getting just too hot in here