Shower sex time?

By mark - 31/12/2011 17:40 - United States

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Today, my wife was about to take a shower, when she called me into the bathroom. She stripped me off and pulled me in with her. As I started to get into it, she sighed, "Thank god. You really needed a shower." FML
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moop256 10

Your wife is pretty ******* smart ;)

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that1guy1 13

Take the hint and start showering daily, use soap. You're lucky she didn't just hose you down and stick you with a bar of soap ties to a stick.

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4rmMiami 4

It's the only way, she had to do what she had to do, if seducing the guy works then it worked!

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humorizer 14

^ She seems sad. Someone should go toot her horn.

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SheepShoop_fml 20

Shower more! And finish up the sexy later

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GiggityGiggles 0

If he still doesn't know the whole purpose of SOAP, he's too young for you bro.

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kingsley_fml 8

Gettin' clean lets you get dirty. She just wants to shower you with affection.

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Pharrell1994 2

haha funny as hell

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zecagle 0

STFU aka stop trolling for unicorns

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vanillacoke 5

Ha I used to have to do that to my ex all the time, except I was too nice to say why.

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lost_ginger 7

you totally deserve it for not showering, >.> then again i guess all men are like this..

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